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diff --git a/Lossless file compression engine/README.md b/Lossless file compression engine/README.md
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-# Lossless-Compression-Engine
-
-Compression Engine uses Huffman Compression Algorithm to losslessly compress text files
-
-This program is currently compressing a file that is named "foo.txt" which is a book downloaded from the website Projet Gutenberg - https://www.gutenberg.org/
-
-This program compressed the original file by 43% from 175 KB to 78 KB
-
-
-# Code can be run via Python 3 - https://www.python.org/downloads/
-
-```
-pip install bitstring
-
-pip install huffman
-```
diff --git a/Lossless file compression engine/compressor.py b/Lossless file compression engine/compressor.py
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-# coding=utf-8
-import huffman
-import bitstring
-from bitstring import BitArray
-
-myfile = open("foo.txt","r")
-allofthefile = myfile.read()
-myfile.close()
-
-mycharset = u"\u000A"
-mycharset = mycharset + " abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"+\
- "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"+\
- "0123456789!#$%&'()\"*+,-./:;<=>?@[\]^_`{|}~"+\
- "àæçèéêôëü"
-countset = [0 for i in range (0,len(mycharset))]
-
-for i in range (0,len(allofthefile)):
- singlechar = allofthefile[i]
- for j in range (0,len(mycharset)):
- if mycharset[j] == singlechar:
- countset[j] = countset[j]+1 # count the apperance of the charecters
- break
-
-totalcount = 0
-for i in range (0,len(countset)):
- totalcount = totalcount + countset[i] # count how many charecters text contains
-
-probabilityset = [0 for i in range (0,len(mycharset))]
-
-for i in range (0,len(countset)):
- probabilityset[i] = countset[i]/totalcount # calculate appearance probability of the charecters
-
-mydict = {}
-
-for i in range (0, len(mycharset)):
- if countset[i] != 0: # precaution to dont create a Huffman code for zero elements
- mydict[str(mycharset[i])] = probabilityset[i]
-mycodebook = huffman.codebook(mydict.items())
-
-
-for i in range (0,len(mycharset)):
- if countset[i] != 0: # suppress the zero appearance charecters
- print(mycharset[i] , " has " , '{0:04d}'.format(countset[i]) , " times appeared. "+\
- "Probability = " , '{:.10f}'.format(probabilityset[i]) + " Huffman: " + mycodebook[str(mycharset[i])]) # just a print out operation
-
-onesandzeros = ""
-for i in range (0, len(allofthefile)):
- onesandzeros = onesandzeros + mycodebook[str(allofthefile[i])]
-
-binary_file = open('compressed_foo.bin', 'wb')
-
-i = 0
-while (i < len(onesandzeros)):
- b = BitArray(bin=onesandzeros[i:i+8]) # divide array with 8 many bits and make them into a byte
- b.tofile(binary_file)
- i = i+8
-
-binary_file.close()
-
-binary_file = open('compressed_foo.bin', "rb")
-allofthebinaryfile = binary_file.read()
-binary_file.close()
-
-newonesandzeros = ""
-
-for i in range (0, len(allofthebinaryfile)):
- newonesandzeros = newonesandzeros + str(bin(allofthebinaryfile[i])[2:].zfill(8)) # tranform bytes into bit array
-
-mynewfile = ""
-i=0
-while (i < len(newonesandzeros)):
- for j in range (0, len(list(mycodebook.values()))):
- check = list(mycodebook.values())[j]
- if (newonesandzeros[i:i+len(check)] == check): # check the Binary Huffman sequence in the bit array
- mynewfile = mynewfile + list(mycodebook.keys())[j] # if the sequence is found, transform it into the character and add it to the character array
- i = i + len(check)
- break
-
-mynewfile = mynewfile[:-1]
-
-newfile = open("foonew.txt","w")
-newfile.write(mynewfile)
-newfile.close()
-
diff --git a/Lossless file compression engine/foo.txt b/Lossless file compression engine/foo.txt
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-The Social Secretary
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- THE SOCIAL
- SECRETARY
-
- _by_
-
- DAVID GRAHAM PHILLIPS
- Author of The Plum Tree
- The Cost etc. etc.
-
-
- WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY
- CLARENCE F. UNDERWOOD
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- COPYRIGHT 1905
- THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
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- OCTOBER
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-The Social Secretary
-
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-
-The Social Secretary
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-
-November 29. At half-past one to-day--half-past one exactly--I began my
-"career."
-
-Mrs. Carteret said she would call for me at five minutes to one. But
-it was ten minutes after when she appeared, away down at the corner of
-I Street. Jim was walking up and down the drawing-room; I was at the
-window, watching that corner of I Street. "There she blows!" I cried,
-my voice brave, but my heart like a big lump of something soggy and
-sad.
-
-Jim hurried up and stood behind me, staring glumly over my shoulder. He
-has proposed to me in so many words more than twenty times in the last
-three years, and has looked it every time we've met--we meet almost
-every day. I could feel that he was getting ready to propose again, but
-I hadn't the slightest fear that he'd touch me. He's in the army, and
-his "pull" has kept him snug and safe at Washington and has promoted
-him steadily until now he's a Colonel at thirty-five. But he was
-brought up in a formal, old-fashioned way, and he'd think it a deadly
-insult to a woman he respected enough to ask her to be his wife if he
-should touch her without her permission. I admire Jim's self-restraint,
-but--I couldn't bear being married to a man who worshiped me, even if
-I only liked him. If I loved him, I'd be utterly miserable. I've been
-trying hard to love Jim for the past four months, or ever since I've
-really realized how desperate my affairs are. But I can't. And the most
-exasperating part of my obstinacy is that I can't find a good reason or
-excuse for it.
-
-As I was saying--or, rather, writing--Jim stood behind me and said in a
-husky sort of voice: "You ain't goin' to do it, are you, Gus?"
-
-I didn't answer. If I had said anything, it would have been a feeble,
-miserable "No"--which would have meant that I was accepting the
-alternative--him. All my courage had gone and I felt contemptibly
-feminine and dependent.
-
-I looked at him--I did like the expression of his eyes and the strength
-and manliness of him from head to foot. What a fine sort of man a
-"pull" and a private income have spoiled in Jim Lafollette! He went on:
-"Surely, I'm not more repellent to you than--than what that auto is
-coming to take you away to."
-
-"Shame on you, Jim Lafollette!" I said angrily--most of the anger so
-that he wouldn't understand and take advantage of the tears in my eyes
-and voice. "But how like you! How _brave_!"
-
-He reddened at that--partly because he felt guilty toward me, partly
-because he is ashamed of the laziness that has made him shirk for
-thirteen years. "I don't care a hang whether it's brave or not, or
-_what_ it is," he said sullenly. "I want _you_. And it seems to me I've
-got to do something--use force, if necessary--to keep you from--_from
-that_. You ain't fit for it, Gus--not in any way. Why, it's worse than
-being a servant. And you--brought up as you've been--"
-
-I laughed--a pretty successful effort. "I've been educating for it all
-my life, without knowing it. And it's honest and independent. If you
-had the right sort of ideas of self-respect, you'd be ashamed of me if
-you thought I'd be low enough to marry a man I couldn't give my heart
-to--for a living."
-
-"Don't talk rubbish," he retorted. "Thousands of women do it. Besides,
-if I don't mind, why should you? God knows you've made it plain enough
-that you don't love me. Gus, why can't you marry me and let me save you
-from this just as a brother might save a sister?"
-
-"Because I may love somebody some day, Jim," said I. I wanted to hurt
-him--for his own sake, and also because I didn't want him to tempt me.
-
-The auto was at the curb. He didn't move until I was almost at the
-drawing-room door. Then he rushed at me and his look frightened me a
-little. He caught me by the arm. "It's the last chance, Augusta!" he
-exclaimed. "Won't you?"
-
-I drew away and hurried out. "Then you don't intend to have anything
-to do with me after I've crossed the line and become a toiler?" I
-called back over my shoulder. I couldn't resist the temptation to be
-thoroughly feminine and leave the matter open by putting him in the
-wrong with my "woman's last word." I was so low in my mind that I
-reasoned that my adventure might be as appalling as I feared, in which
-case it would be well to have an alternative. I wonder if the awful
-thoughts we sometimes have are our real selves or if they just give us
-the chance to measure the gap between what we might be as shown by them
-and what we are as shown by our acts. I hope the latter, for surely I
-can't be as poor a creature as I so often have impulses to make myself.
-
-Mrs. Carteret was waiting for the servant to open the door. I hurried
-her back toward the auto, being a little afraid that Jim would be
-desperate enough to come out and beg her to help him--and I knew she
-would do it if she were asked. In the first place, Jessie always does
-what she's asked to do--if it helps her to spend time and breath. In
-the second place, she'd never let up on me if she thought I had so good
-a chance to marry. For she knows that Washington is the hardest place
-in the world for a woman to find a husband unless she's got something
-that appeals to the ambition of men. Besides, she thinks, as do many of
-my friends, that I am indifferent to men and discourage them. As if any
-woman was indifferent to men! The only point is that women's ideas of
-what constitutes a man differ, and my six years in this cosmopolis have
-made me somewhat discriminating.
-
-But to return to Jessie, she was full of apologies for being late.
-"I've thought of nothing but you, dear, for two days and nights. And I
-thought that for once in my life I'd be on time. Yet here I am, fifteen
-minutes late, unless that clock's wrong." She was looking at the
-beautiful little clock set in the dashboard of the auto.
-
-"Only fifteen minutes!" I said. "And you never before were known to
-be less than half an hour late. You even kept the President waiting
-twenty minutes."
-
-"Isn't it stupid, this fussing about being on time?" she replied. "I
-don't believe any but dull people and those who want to get something
-from one are ever on time. For those who really live, life is so full
-that punctuality is impossible. But I should have been on time, if I
-hadn't been down seeing the Secretary of War about Willie Catesby--poor
-Willie! He has been _so_ handicapped by nature!"
-
-"Did you get it for him?" I asked.
-
-"I think so--third secretary at St. Petersburg. The secretary said:
-'But Willie is almost an imbecile, Mrs. Carteret. If we don't send
-him abroad, his family'll have to put him away.' And I said: 'That's
-true, Mr. Secretary. But if we don't send that sort of people to
-foreign courts, how are we to repay the insults they send us in the
-form of imbecile attachés?' And then I handed him six letters from
-senators--every one of them a man whose vote he needs for his fight
-on that nomination. They were _real_ letters. So presently he said,
-'Very well, Mrs. Carteret, I'll do what I can to resent the Czar's last
-insult by exporting Willie to him."
-
-I waited a moment, then burst out with what I was full of. "You think
-she'll take me?" I said.
-
-Jessie reproached me with tragedy in her always intensely serious gray
-eyes. "Take _you_?" she exclaimed. "Take a Talltowers when there's a
-chance to get one? Why, as soon as I explained who you were, she fairly
-quivered with eagerness."
-
-"You had to _explain_ who a Talltowers is?" I said with mock
-amazement. It's delightful to poke fun at Jessie; she always
-appreciates a jest by taking it more seriously than an ordinary
-statement of fact.
-
-"But, dear, you mustn't be offended. You know Mrs. Burke is very common
-and ignorant. She doesn't know the first thing about the world. She
-said to me the other day that she had often heard there were such
-things as class distinctions, but had never believed it until she came
-to Washington--she had thought it was like the fairy stories. She never
-was farther east than Chicago until this fall. She went there to the
-Fair. You must get her to tell you how she and three other women who
-belong to the same Chautauqua Circle went on together and slept in the
-same room and walked from dawn till dark every day, catalogue in hand,
-for eleven days. It's too pathetic. She said, 'My! but my feet were
-sore. I thought I was a cripple for life.'"
-
-"That sounds nice and friendly," said I, suspicious that Jessie's
-quaint sense of humor had not permitted her to appreciate Mrs. Burke.
-"I'm so dreadfully afraid I'll fall into the clutches of people that'll
-try to--to humiliate me."
-
-Tears sprang to Jessie's eyes. "Please don't, Gus!" she pleaded.
-"They'll be only too deferential. And you must keep them so. I suspect
-that Mrs. Burke chums with her servants."
-
-We were stopping before the house--the big, splendid Ralston Castle,
-as they call it; one of the very finest of the houses that have been
-building since rich men began to buy into the Senate and Cabinet
-and aspire for diplomatic places, and so have attracted other rich
-families to Washington. What a changed Washington it is, and what a
-fight the old simplicity is making against the new ostentation! The
-sight of the Ralston Castle in my present circumstances depressed me
-horribly. I went to my second ball there, and it was given for me by
-Mrs. Ralston. And only a little more than a year ago I danced in the
-quadrille of honor with the French Ambassador--and the next week the
-Ralstons went smash and hurried abroad to hide, all except the old man
-who is hanging round Wall Street, they say, trying to get on his feet
-with the aid of his friends. Friends! How that word must burn into
-him every time he thinks of it. When he got into a tight place his
-"friends" took advantage of their knowledge of his affairs to grab his
-best securities, they say. No doubt he was disagreeable in a way, but
-still those who turned on him the most savagely had been intimate with
-him and had accepted his hospitality.
-
-"You'll be mistress here," Jessie was saying. She had put on her
-prophetic look and pose--she really believes she has second sight at
-certain times. "And you'll marry the son, if you manage it right. I
-counted him in when I was going over the advantages and disadvantages
-of the place before proposing it to you. He looks like a mild, nice
-young man--though I must say I don't fancy cowlicks right in the part
-of the hair. I saw only his picture."
-
-A tall footman with an insolent face opened the door and ushered
-us into the small drawing-room to the left: "Mrs. Carteret! Miss
-Talltowers!" he shouted--far louder than is customary or courteous. I
-saw the impudent grin in his eyes--no proper man-servant ever permits
-any one to see his eyes. And he almost dropped the curtain in our
-faces, in such haste was he to get back to his lounging-place below
-stairs.
-
-His roar had lifted to her feet an elderly woman with her hair so
-badly dyed that it made her features look haggard and harsh and even
-dissipated. She made a nervous bow. She was of the figure called stout
-by the charitable and sumptuous by the crude. She was richly-dressed,
-over-dressed, dressed-up--shiny figured satin with a great deal of
-beads and lace that added to her width and subtracted from her height.
-She stood miserable, jammed and crammed into a tight corset. Her
-hands--very nice hands, I noticed--were folded upon her stomach. As
-soon as I got used to that revolting hair-dye, I saw that she had in
-fact a large-featured, sweet face with fine brown eyes. Even with the
-dye she was the kind of looking woman that it sounds perfectly natural
-to hear her husband call "mother."
-
-Jessie went up to her as she stood wretched in her pitiful attempt at
-youth and her grandeur of clothes and surroundings. Mrs. Burke looked
-down kindly, with a sudden quizzical smile that reminded me of my
-suspicions as to the Chicago Fair story. Jessie was looking up like a
-plump, pretty, tame robin, head on one side. "_Dear_ Mrs. Burke," she
-said. "This is Miss Talltowers, and I'm sure you'll love each other."
-
-Mrs. Burke looked at me--I thought, with a determined attempt to be
-suspicious and cautious. I'm afraid Jessie's reputation for tireless
-effort to do something for everybody has finally "queered" her
-recommendations. However, whatever warning Mrs. Burke had received went
-for nothing. She was no match for Jessie--Jessie from whom his Majesty
-at the White House hides when he knows she's coming for an impossible
-favor--she was no match for Jessie and she knew it. She wiped the sweat
-from her face and stammered: "I hope we'll suit each other, Miss--" In
-her embarrassment she had forgotten my name.
-
-"Talltowers," whispered Jessie with a side-splitting look of tragic
-apology to me. Just then the clock in the corner struck out the
-half-hour from its cathedral bell--the sound echoed and reëchoed
-through me, for it marked the beginning of my "career." Jessie went on
-more loudly: "And now that our _business_ is settled, can't we have
-some lunch, Mrs. Burke? I'm starved."
-
-Mrs. Burke brightened. "The Senator won't be here to-day," she drawled,
-in a tone which always suggests to me that, after all, life is a
-smooth, leisurely matter with plenty of time for everything except
-work. "As he was leaving for the Capitol this morning, he says to me,
-says he: 'You women had better fight it out alone.'"
-
-"The _dear_ Senator!" said Jessie. "He's _so_ clever?"
-
-"Yes, he _is_ mighty clever with those he likes," replied Mrs.
-Burke--Jessie looking at me to make sure I would note Mrs. Burke's
-"provincial" way of using the word clever.
-
-Jessie saved the luncheon--or, at least, thought she was saving it.
-Mrs. Burke and I had only to listen and eat. I caught her looking at
-me several times, and then I saw shrewdness in her eyes--good-natured,
-but none the less penetrating for that. And I knew I should like her,
-and should get on with her. At last our eyes met and we both smiled.
-After that she somehow seemed less crowded and foreign in her tight,
-fine clothes. I saw she was impatient for Jessie to go the moment
-luncheon was over, but it was nearly three o'clock before we were left
-alone together. There fell an embarrassed silence--for both of us were
-painfully conscious that nothing had really been settled.
-
-"When do you wish me to come--if you do wish it at all?" I asked, by
-way of making a beginning.
-
-"When do you think you could come?" she inquired nervously.
-
-"Then you do wish to give me a trial? I hope you won't feel that Mrs.
-Carteret's precipitate way binds you."
-
-She gave me a shrewd, good-natured look. "I want you to come," she
-said. "I wanted it from what I'd heard of you--I and Mr. Burke. I want
-it more than ever, now that I've seen you. When can you come?"
-
-"To-morrow--to-morrow morning?"
-
-"Come as early as you like. The salary is--is satisfactory?"
-
-"Mrs. Carteret said--but I'm sure--you can judge better--whatever--" I
-stuttered, red as fire.
-
-Mrs. Burke laughed. "I can see you ain't a great hand at business. The
-salary is two thousand a year, with a three months' vacation in the
-time we're not at Washington. Always have a plain understanding in
-money matters--it saves a lot of mean feelings and quarrels."
-
-"Very well--whatever you think. I don't believe I'm worth much of
-anything until I've had a chance to show what I can do."
-
-"Well, Tom--Mr. Burke--said two thousand would be about right at the
-set-off," she drawled in her calming tone. "So we'll consider that
-settled."
-
-"Yes," I gasped, with a big sigh of relief. "I suppose you wish me to
-take charge of your social matters--relieve you of the burdensome part
-of entertaining?"
-
-"I just wish you could," she said, with a great deal of humor in her
-slow voice. "But I've got to keep that--it's the trying to make people
-have a good time and not look and act as if they were wondering why
-they'd come."
-
-"That'll soon wear off," said I. "Most of the stiffness is strangeness
-on both sides, don't you think?"
-
-"I don't know. As nearly as I can make out, they never had a real,
-natural good time in their lives. They wear the Sunday, go-to-meeting
-clothes and manners the whole seven days. I'll never get used to it.
-I can't talk that kind of talk. And if I was just plain and natural,
-they'd think I was stark crazy."
-
-"Did you ever try?"
-
-She lifted her hands in mock-horror. "Mercy, no! Tom--Mr. Burke--warned
-me."
-
-I laughed. "Men don't know much about that sort of thing," said I. "A
-woman might as well let a man tell her how to dress as how to act."
-
-She colored. "He does," she said, her eyes twinkling. "He was here
-two winters--this is my first. I've a kind of feeling that he really
-don't know, but he's positive and--I've had nobody else to talk about
-it with. I'm a stranger here--not a friend except people who--well, I
-can guess pretty close to what they say behind my back." She laughed--a
-great shaking of as much of her as was not held rigid by that tight
-corset. "Not that I care--I like a joke myself, and I'm a good deal of
-a joke among these grand folks. Only, I do want to help Tom, and not be
-a drag." She gave me a sudden, sharp look. "I don't know why I trust
-you, I'm sure."
-
-"Because I'm your confidential adviser," said I, "and it's always well
-to keep nothing from a confidential adviser." The longer I looked and
-listened, the larger possibilities I saw in her. My enthusiasm was
-rising.
-
-She rose and came to me and kissed me. There were tears in her eyes.
-"I've been _so_ lonesome," she said. "Even Tom don't seem natural any
-more, away off here in the East. Sometimes I get so homesick that I
-just can't eat or anything."
-
-"We're going to have a lot of fun," said I encouragingly--as if she
-were twenty-four and I fifty, instead of it being the other way.
-"You'll soon learn the ropes."
-
-"I'm so glad you use slang," she drawled, back in her chair and
-comfortably settled. "My, but Tom'll be scandalized. He's made
-inquiries about you and has made up his mind that whatever you say is
-right. And I almost believed he knew the trails. I might 'a' known!
-He's a man, you see, and always was stiff with the ladies. You ought
-to 'a' seen the letter he wrote proposing to me. You see, I'm kind of
-fat and always was. Mother used to tease me because I hadn't any beaux
-except Tom, who wouldn't come to the point. She said: 'Lizzie, you'll
-never have a man make real love to you.' And she was right. When Tom
-proposed he wrote very formal-like--not a sentimental word. And when
-we were married and got better acquainted, I teased him about it, and
-tried to get him to make love, real book kind of love. But not a word!
-But he's fond of me--we always have got on fine, and his being no good
-at love-talk is just one of our jokes."
-
-It was fine to hear her drawl it out--I knew that she was sure to make
-a hit, if only I could get her under way, could convince her that it's
-nice to be natural if you're naturally nice.
-
-"Tom" came in from the Senate and I soon saw that, though she was a
-"really" lady, of the only kind that is real--the kind that's born
-right, he was a made gentleman, and not a very successful job. He was
-small and thin and dressed with the same absurd stiff care with which
-he had made her dress. He had a pointed reddish beard and reddish
-curls, and he used a kind of scent that smelt cheap though it probably
-wasn't. He was very precise and distant with me--how "Lizzie's" eyes
-did twinkle as she watched him. I saw that she was "on to" Tom with the
-quickness with which a shrewd woman always finds out, once she gets the
-clue.
-
-"Have you had Miss Talltowers shown her rooms, Mrs. Burke?" he soon
-inquired.
-
-"Why, no, pa," replied Mrs. Burke. "I forgot it clear." As she said
-"pa" he winced and her eyes danced with fun. She went on to me: "You
-don't mind our calling each other pa and ma before you, do you, Miss
-Talltowers? We're so used to doing it that, if you minded it and we had
-to stop, we'd feel as if we had company in the house all the time."
-
-I didn't dare answer, I was so full of laughter. For "pa" looked as if
-he were about to sink through the floor. She led me up to my rooms--a
-beautiful suite on the third floor. "We took the house furnished," she
-explained as we went, "and I feel as if I was living in a hotel--except
-that the servants ain't nearly so nice. I do hope you'll help me with
-them. Tom wanted me to take a housekeeper, but those that applied were
-such grand ladies that I'd rather 'a' done all my own work than 'a'
-had any one of them about. Perhaps we could get one now, and you could
-kind of keep her in check."
-
-"I think it'd be better to have some one," I replied. "I've had
-some experience in managing a house." I couldn't help saying it
-unsteadily--not because I miss our house; no, I'm sure it wasn't that.
-But I suddenly saw the old library and my father looking up from
-his book to smile lovingly at me as I struggled with the household
-accounts. Anyhow, deep down I'm glad he did know so little about
-business and so much about everything that's fine. I'd rather have my
-memories of him than any money he could have left me by being less of a
-father and friend and more of a "practical" man.
-
-Mrs. Burke looked at me sympathetically--I could see that she longed
-to say something about my changed fortunes, but refrained through fear
-of not saying the right thing. I must teach her never to be afraid of
-that--a born lady with a good heart could never be really tactless.
-She went to the front door with me, opening it for me herself to
-the contemptuous amusement of the tall footman. We shook hands and
-kissed--I usually can't bear to have a woman kiss me, but I'd have felt
-badly if "ma" Burke hadn't done it.
-
-When I got back to Rachel's and burst into the drawing-room with a
-radiant face, I heard a grunt like a groan. It was from Jim in the
-twilight near Rachel at the tea-table. "I'm going out to service
-to-morrow," said I to Rachel. "So you're to be rid of your visitor at
-last."
-
-"Oh, Gus!" exclaimed Rachel between anger and tears. And Jim looked
-black and sullen. But I was happy--and am to-night. Happy for the
-first time in two years. I'm going to _do_ something--and it is
-something that interests me. I'm going to launch a fine stately ship, a
-full-rigged four-master in this big-little sea of Washington society.
-What a sensation I can make with it among the pretty holiday boats!
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-
-December 6. Last Monday morning young Mr. Burke--Cyrus, the son and
-heir--arrived, just from Germany. The first glimpse I had of him was as
-he entered the house between his father and his mother, who had gone to
-the station to meet him. I got myself out of the way and didn't come
-down until "ma" Burke sent for me. I liked the way she was sitting
-there beaming--but then, I like almost everything she does; she's such
-a large, natural person. She never stands, except on her way to sit
-just as soon as ever she can. "I never was a great hand for using my
-feet," she said to me on my second day, "and I don't know but about
-as much seems to 'a' come to find me as most people catch up with by
-running their legs off." I liked the way her son was hovering about
-her. And I liked the way "pa" Burke hovered round them both, nervous
-and pulling at his whiskers and trying to think of things to say--if he
-only wouldn't use brilliantine, or whatever it is, on his whiskers!
-
-"Cyrus, this is my friend, Miss Talltowers," said Mrs. Burke. I smiled
-and he clapped his heels together with a click and doubled up as if he
-had a sudden pain in his middle, just like all the northern Continental
-diplomats. When he straightened back to the normal I took a good look
-at him--and he at me. I don't know--or, rather, didn't then know--what
-_he_ thought. But I thought him--well, "common." He has a great big
-body that's strong and well-proportioned; but his features are so
-insignificant--a small mouth, a small nose, small ears, eyes, forehead,
-small head. And there, in the very worst place--just where the part
-ought to be--was the cowlick I'd noticed in his photograph. When he
-began to speak I liked him still less. He's been at Berlin three years,
-but still has his Harvard accent. I wonder why they teach men at
-Harvard to use their lips in making words as a Miss Nancy sort of man
-uses his fingers in doing fancy work?
-
-Neither of us said anything memorable, and presently he went away to
-his room, his mother going up with him. His father followed to the
-foot of the stairs, then drifted away to his study where he could lie
-in wait for Cyrus on his way down. Pretty soon his mother came into the
-"office" they've given me--it's just off the drawing-room so that I can
-be summoned to it the instant any one comes to see Mrs. Burke.
-
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-
-"I've let his pa have him for a while," she explained, as she came in.
-I saw that she was full of her boy, so I turned away from my books.
-She rambled on about him for an hour, not knowing what she was saying,
-but just pouring out whatever came into her head. "His pa has always
-said I'd spoil him," was one of the things I remember, "but I don't
-think love ever spoiled anybody." Also she told me that his real
-name wasn't Cyrus but Bucyrus, the town his father originally came
-from--it's somewhere in Ohio, I think she said. "And," said she,
-"whenever I want to cut his comb I just give him his name. He tames
-right down." Also that he has used all sorts of things on the cowlick
-without success. "There it is, still," said she, "as cross-grained as
-ever. I like it about the best of anything, except maybe his long legs.
-I'm a duck-leg myself, and his pa--well, _his_ legs 'just about reach
-the ground,' as Lincoln said, and after that the less said the sooner
-forgot. But Cyrus has _legs_. And his cowlick matches a cowlick in his
-disposition--a kind of gnarly knot that you can't cut nor saw through
-nor get round no way. It's been the saving of him, he's so good-natured
-and easy otherwise." And she went on to tell how generous he is, "the
-only generous small-eared person I've ever known, though I must say
-I have my doubts about ears as a sign. There was Bill Slayback in our
-town, with ears like a jack-rabbit, and whenever he had a poor man do a
-job of work about his place he used to pay him with a ninety-day note
-and then shave the note."
-
-I was glad when she hurried away at the sound of Cyrus in the hall.
-For a huge lot of work there'll be for me to do until I get things in
-some sort of order. I've opened a regular set of books to keep the
-social accounts in. Of course, nobody who goes in for society, on the
-scale we're going into it, could get along without social bookkeeping
-as big as a bank's. I pity the official women in the high places who
-can't afford secretaries; they must spend hours every night posting and
-fussing with their account-books when they ought to be in bed asleep.
-
-On my second day here "pa" Burke explained what his plans were. "We
-wish to make our house," said he, "the most distinguished social center
-in Washington, next to the White House--and very democratic. Above all,
-Miss Talltowers, democratic."
-
-"He don't mean that he wants us to do our own work and send out the
-wash," drawled "ma" Burke, who was sitting by. "But democratic, with
-fourteen servants in livery."
-
-"I understand," said I. "You wish simplicity, and people to feel at
-ease, Mr. Burke."
-
-"Exactly," he replied in a dubious tone. "But I wish to maintain
-the--the dignities, as it were."
-
-I saw he was afraid I might get the idea he wanted something like those
-rough-and-tumble public maulings of the President that they have
-at the White House. I hastened to reassure him; then I explained my
-plan. I had drawn up a system somewhat like those the President's wife
-and the Cabinet women and the other big entertainers have. I'm glad
-the Burkes haven't any daughters. If they had I'd certainly need an
-assistant. As it is, I'm afraid I'll worry myself hollow-eyed over my
-books.
-
-First, there's the Ledger--a real, big, thick office ledger with almost
-four hundred accounts in it, each one indexed. Of course, there aren't
-any entries as yet. But there soon will be--what we owe various people
-in the way of entertainment, what they've paid, and what they owe us.
-
-Second, there's my Day-Book. It contains each day's engagements so that
-I can find out at a glance just what we've got to do, and can make out
-each night before going to bed or early each morning the schedule for
-Mrs. Burke for the day, and for Senator Burke and the son, I suppose,
-for the late afternoon and the evening.
-
-Third, there's the Calling-Book. Already I've got down more than
-a thousand names. The obscurer the women are--the back-district
-congressmen's wives and the like--the greater the necessity for keeping
-the calling account straight. I wonder how many public men have had
-their careers injured or ruined just because their wives didn't keep
-the calling account straight. They say that _men_ forgive slights, and,
-when it's to their interest, forget them. But I know the _women_ never
-do. They keep the knife sharp and wait for a chance to stick it in,
-for years and years. Of course, if the Burkes weren't going into this
-business in a way that makes me think the Senator's looking for the
-nomination for president I shouldn't be so elaborate. We'd pick out our
-set and stick to it and ignore the other sets. As it is, I'm going to
-do this thing thoroughly, as it hasn't been done before.
-
-Fourth, there's our Ball-and-Big-Dinner Book. That's got a list of
-all the young men and another of all the young women. And I'm making
-notes against the names of those I don't know very well or don't know
-at all--notes about their personal appearance, eligibility, capacities
-for dancing, conversation, and so forth and so on. If you're going to
-make an entertainment a success you've got to know something more or
-less definite about the people that are coming, whom to ask to certain
-things and whom not to ask. Take a man like Phil Harkness, or a girl
-like Nell Witton, for example. Either of them would ruin a dinner, but
-Phil shines at a ball, where silence and good steady dancing are what
-the girls want. As for Nell, she's possible at a ball only if you can
-be sure John Rush or somebody like him is coming--somebody to sit with
-her and help her blink at the dancers and be bored. Then there's the
-Sam Tremenger sort of man--a good talker, but something ruinous when
-he turns loose in a ball-room and begins to batter the women's toilets
-to bits. He's a dinner man, but you can't ask him when politics may be
-discussed--he gets so violent that he not only talks all the time, but
-makes a deafening clamor and uses swear words--and we still have quiet
-people who get gooseflesh for damn.
-
-Then there's--let me see, what number--oh, yes--fifth, there's my
-Acceptance-and-Refusal Book. It's most necessary, both as a direct help
-and as an indirect check on other books. Then, too, I want it to be
-impossible to send the Burkes to places they've said they wouldn't go,
-or for them to be out when they've asked people to come here. Those
-things usually happen when you've asked some of those dreadful people
-that everybody always forgets, yet that are sure to be important at
-some critical time.
-
-Sixth, there's my Book of Home Entertainments--a small book but most
-necessary, as arranging entertainments in the packed days of the
-Washington season isn't easy.
-
-Seventh, there's the little book with the list of entertainments other
-people are going to give. We have to have that so that we can know
-how to make our plans. And in it I'm going to keep all the information
-I can get about the engagements of the people we particularly want to
-ask. If I'm not sharp-eyed about that I'll fail in one of my principal
-duties, which is getting the right sort of people under this roof often
-enough during the season to give us "distinction."
-
-Eighth, there's my Distinguished-Stranger Book. I'm going to make that
-a specialty. I want to try to know whenever anybody who is anybody
-is here on a visit, so that we can get hold of him if possible. The
-White House can get all that sort of information easily because the
-distinguished stranger always gives the President a chance to get at
-him. _We_ shall have to make an effort, but I think we'll succeed.
-
-Ninth--that's my book for press notices. It's empty now, but I think
-"pa" Burke will be satisfied long before the season is over.
-
-Quite a library isn't it? How simple it must be to live in a city like
-New York or Boston where one bothers only with the people of one set
-and has practically no bookkeeping beyond a calling list. And here it's
-getting worse and worse each season.
-
-Let me see, how many sets are there? There's the set that can say
-must to us--the White House and the Cabinet and the embassies. Then
-there's the set we can say must to--a huge, big set and, in a way,
-important, but there's nobody really important in it. Then there's the
-still wider lower official set--such people as the under-secretaries
-of departments, the attachés of embassies, small congressmen and the
-like. Then there's the old Washington aristocracy--my particular crowd.
-It doesn't amount to "shucks," as Mrs. Burke would say, but everybody
-tries to be on good terms with it, Lord knows why. Finally, there's the
-set of unofficial people--the rich or otherwise distinguished who live
-in Washington and must be cultivated. And we're going to gather in all
-of them, so as not to miss a trick.
-
-The first one of the Burkes to whom I showed my books and explained
-myself in full was "ma" Burke. She looked as if she had been taken with
-a "misery," as she calls it. "Lord! Lord!" she groaned. "Whatever have
-I got my fool self into?"
-
-I laughed and assured her that it was nothing at all. "I'm only showing
-you _my_ work. All you've got to do is to carry out each day's work.
-I'll see to it that you won't even have to bother about what clothes to
-wear, unless you want to. You'll be perfectly free to enjoy yourself."
-
-"_Enjoy_ myself?" said she. "Why, I'll be on the jump from morning till
-night."
-
-"From morning till morning again," I corrected. "The men sleep
-in Washington. But the women with social duties have no time for
-sleep--only for naps."
-
-"I reckon it'll hardly be worth while to undress for bed," she said
-grimly. "I'm going to have the bed taken out of my room. It'd drive
-me crazy to look at it. Such a good bed, too. I always was a great
-hand for a good bed. I've often said to pa that you can't put too much
-value into a bed--and by bed I don't mean headboard and footboard, nor
-canopy nor any other fixings. What do you think of my hair?"
-
-I was a bit startled by her sudden change of subject. I waited.
-
-"Don't mind me--speak right out," she said with her good-natured
-twinkle. "You might think it wasn't my hair, but it is. The color's
-not, though, as you may be surprised to hear." The "surprised" was
-broadly satirical.
-
-"I prefer natural hair," said I, "and gray hair is most becoming. It
-makes a woman look younger, not older."
-
-"That's sensible," said she. "I never did care for bottled hair. I
-think it looks bad from the set-off, and gets worse. The widow Pfizer
-in our town got so that hers was bright green after she bottled it for
-two years, trying to catch old man Coakley. And after she caught him
-she bottled his, and it turned out green, too, after a while."
-
-"Why run such a risk?" said I. "I'm sure your own hair done as your
-maid can do it would be far more becoming."
-
-Mrs. Burke was delighted. "I might have known better," she observed,
-"but I found Mr. Burke bottling his beard, and he wanted me to; and it
-seemed to me that somehow bottled hair just fitted right in with all
-the rest of this foolishness here. How they would rear round at home if
-they knew what kind of a place Washington is! Why, I hear that up at
-the White House, when the President leaves the table for a while during
-meals, all the ladies--women, I mean--his wife and all of them, have to
-rise and stand till he comes back."
-
-"Yes," I replied. "He's started that custom. I like ceremony, don't
-you?"
-
-"No, I can't say that I do," she drawled. "Out home all the drones and
-pokes and nobodies are just crazy about getting out in feathers and
-red plush aprons and clanking and pawing round, trying to make out
-they're somebody. And I've always noticed that whenever anybody that
-is a somebody hankers after that sort of thing it's because he's got a
-streak of nobody in him. No, I don't like it in Cal Walters out home,
-and I don't like it in the President."
-
-"We've got to do as the other capitals do," said I. "Naturally, as we
-get more and more ambassadors, and a bigger army, and the President
-more powerful, we become like the European courts. And the President is
-simply making a change abruptly that'd have to come gradually anyhow."
-
-Her eyes began to twinkle. "First thing you know, the country'll turn
-loose a herd of steers from the prairies in this town, and--But, long
-as it's here, I suppose I've got to abide by it. So I'll do whatever
-you say. It'll be a poor do, without my trying to find fault."
-
-And she's being as good as her word. She makes me tell her exactly
-what to do. She is so beautifully simple and ladylike in her frank
-confessions of her ignorance--just as the Queen of England would be if
-she were to land on the planet Mars and have to learn the ways--the
-surface ways, I mean. I've no doubt that outside of a few frills which
-silly people make a great fuss about, a lady is a lady from one end of
-the universe to the other.
-
-I'm making the rounds of my friends with Mrs. Burke in this period of
-waiting for the season to begin. And she sits mum and keeps her eyes
-moving. She's rapidly picking up the right way to say things--that
-is, the self-assurance to say things in her own way. I took her
-among my friends first because I wanted her to realize that I was
-absolutely right in urging her to naturalness. There are so many in the
-different sets she'll be brought into contact with who are ludicrously
-self-conscious. Certainly, there's much truth in what she says about
-the new order. We Americans don't do the European sort of thing well,
-and, while the old way wasn't pretty to look at it, it was--it was our
-own. However, I'm merely a social secretary, dealing with what is, and
-not bothering my head about what ought to be. And as for the Burkes,
-they're here to take advantage of what is, not to revolutionize things.
-
-Mr. Burke himself was the next member of the family at whom I got a
-chance with my great plans. When he had got it all out of me he began
-to pace up and down the floor, pulling at his whiskers, and evidently
-thinking. Finally he looked at me in a kindly, sharp way, and, in a
-voice I recognized at once as the voice of the Thomas Burke who had
-been able to pile up a fortune and buy into the Senate, said:
-
-"I double your salary, Miss Talltowers. And I hope you understand that
-expense isn't to be considered in carrying out your program. I want you
-to act just as if this were all for yourself. And if we succeed I think
-you'll find I'm not ungenerous." And before I could try to thank him he
-was gone.
-
-The last member was "Bucyrus." As I knew his parents wished to be
-alone with him at first I kept out of the way, breakfasting in my
-rooms, lunching and dining out a great deal. What little I saw of him
-I didn't like. He ignored me most of the time--and I, for one woman,
-don't like to be ignored by any man. When he did speak to me it was as
-they speak to the governess in families where they haven't been used
-to very much for very long. Perhaps this piqued me a little, but it
-certainly amused me, and I spoke to him in an humble, deferential way
-that seemed somehow to make him uneasy.
-
-It was day before yesterday that he came into my office about an hour
-after luncheon. He tried to look very dignified and superior.
-
-"Miss Talltowers," he said, "I must request you to refrain from calling
-me sir whenever you address me."
-
-"I beg your pardon, sir," I replied meekly, "but I have never addressed
-you. I hope I know my place and my duty better than that. Oh, no, sir,
-I have always waited to be spoken to."
-
-He blazed a furious red. "I must request you," he said, with his speech
-at its most fancy-work like, "not to continue your present manner
-toward me. Why, the very servants are laughing at me."
-
-"Oh, sir," I said earnestly, "I'm sure that's not my fault." And I
-didn't spoil it by putting accent on the "that" and the "my."
-
-He got as pale as he had been red. "Are you trying to make it
-impossible for us to remain under the same roof?" he demanded. What a
-spoiled stupid!
-
-"I'm sure, sir," said I, and I think my eyes must have shown what an
-unpleasant mood his hinted threat had put me in, "that I'm not even
-succeeding in making it impossible for us to remain in my private
-office at the same time. Do you understand me, or do you wish me to
-make my meaning--"
-
-He had given a sort of snort and had rushed from the room.
-
-I suppose I ought to be more charitable toward him. A small person,
-brought up to regard himself as a sort of god, and able to buy
-flattery, and permitted to act precisely as his humors might
-suggest--what is to be expected of such a man? No, not a man but boy,
-for he's only twenty-six. _Only_ twenty-six! One would think I was
-forty to hear me talking in that way of twenty-six. But women always
-seem older than men who are even many years older than they. And how
-having to earn my own bread has aged me inside! I think Jessie was
-right when she said in that solemn way of hers, "And although, dear
-Augusta, they may think you haven't brains enough, I assure you you'll
-develop them." Poor, dear Jessie! How she would amuse herself if she
-could be as she is, and also have a sense of humor!
-
-At any rate, Mr. Bucyrus came striding back after half an hour, and,
-rather surlily but with a certain grudging manliness, said: "I beg your
-pardon, Miss Talltowers, for what I said. I am ashamed of my having
-forgotten myself and made that tyrannical speech to you."
-
-"Thank you, sir," said I, without raising my eyes. "You are most
-gracious."
-
-"And I hope," he went on, "that you will try to treat me as an equal."
-
-"It'll be very hard to do that, sir," said I. And I lifted my eyes and
-let him see that I was laughing at him.
-
-He shifted uneasily, red and white by turns. "I think you understand
-me," he muttered.
-
-"Perfectly," said I.
-
-He waved his arm impatiently. "Please don't!" he exclaimed rather
-imperiously. "I could have got my mother to--"
-
-"I hope you won't complain of me to your mother," I pleaded.
-
-He flushed and snorted, like a horse that is being teased by a fly it
-can reach with neither teeth, hoofs nor tail. "You know I didn't mean
-that. I'm not an utter cad--now, don't say, 'Aren't you, sir?'"
-
-"I had no intention of doing so," said I. "In fact I've been trying
-to make allowances for you--for your mother's sake. I appreciate that
-you've been away from civilization for a long time. And I'm sure we
-shall get on comfortably, once you've got your bearings again."
-
-He was silent, stood biting his lips and looking out of the window.
-Presently, when I had resumed my work, he said in an endurable tone and
-manner: "I hope you will be kind enough to include me in that admirable
-social scheme of yours. Are those your books?"
-
-I explained them to him as briefly as I could. I had no intention
-of making myself obnoxious, but on the other hand I did not, and do
-not purpose to go out of my way to be courteous to this silly of an
-overgrown, spoiled baby. He tried to be nice in praise of my system,
-but I got rid of him as soon as I had explained all that my obligations
-as social secretary to the family required. He thanked me as he was
-leaving and said, in his most gracious tone, "I shall see that my
-father raises your salary."
-
-I fairly gasped at the impudence of this, but before I could collect
-myself properly to deal with him he was gone. Perhaps it was just as
-well. I must be careful not to be "sensitive"--that would make me as
-ridiculous as he is.
-
-And that's the man Jim Lafollette is fairly smoking with jealousy of!
-He was dining at Rachel's last night, and Rachel put him next me. He
-couldn't keep off the subject of "that young Burke." Jessie overheard
-him after a while and leaned round and said to me, "How do you and
-young Mr. Burke get on?" in her "strictly private" manner--Jessie's
-strictly private manner is about as private as the Monument.
-
-"Not badly," I replied, to punish Jim. "We're gradually getting
-acquainted."
-
-Jim sneered under his mustache. "It's the most shameful scheme two
-women ever put up," he said, as if he were joking.
-
-"Oh, has Jessie told you?" I exclaimed, pretending to be concealing my
-vexation.
-
-"It's the talk of the town," he answered, showing his teeth in a grin
-that was all fury and no fun.
-
-There may be women idiots enough to marry a man who warns them in
-advance that he's rabidly jealous, but I'm not one of them. Better a
-crust in quietness.
-
-
-
-
-III
-
-
-December 27. Three weeks simply boiling with business since I wrote
-here--and it seems not more than so many days. And all by way of
-preparation, for the actual season is still five days away.
-
-I can hardly realize that Mrs. Burke is the same person I looked at so
-dubiously two days less than a month ago. Truly, the right sort of us
-Americans are wonderful people. To begin with her appearance: her hair
-isn't "bottled," as she called it, any more. It's beautiful iron-gray,
-and softens her features and permits all the placid kindliness and
-humor of her face to show. Then there's her dress--gracious, how
-tight-looking she was! A _thin_ woman can, and should, wear _close_
-things. But no woman who wishes to look like a lady must ever wear
-anything _tight_. To be tight in one's clothes is to be tight in one's
-talk, manner, thought--and that means--well, common. What an expressive
-word "common" is, yet I'm sure I couldn't define it.
-
-For a fat woman to be tight is--revolting! My idea of misery is a fat
-woman in a tight waist and tight shoes. Yet fat women have a mania
-for wearing tight things, just as gaunt women yearn for stripes and
-short women for flounces. My first move in getting Mrs. Burke into
-shape--after doing away with that dreadful "bottled" hair--was to
-put her into comfortable clothes. The first time I got her into an
-evening dress of the right sort I was rewarded for all my trouble by
-her expression. She kissed me with tears in her eyes. "My dear," said
-she, "never before did I have a best dress that I wasn't afraid to
-breathe in for fear I'd bust out, back or front." Then I made her sit
-down before her long glass and look at herself carefully. She had the
-prettiest kind of color in her cheeks as she smiled at me and said: "If
-I'd 'a' looked like this when I was young I reckon Mr. Burke wouldn't
-'a' been so easy in his mind when he went away from home, nor 'a'
-stayed so long. I always did sympathize with pretty women when they
-capered round, but now I wonder they ever do sober down. If I weighed a
-hundred pounds or so less I do believe I'd try to frisk yet."
-
-And I do believe she could; for she's really a handsome woman. Why is
-it that the women who have the most to them don't give it a chance to
-show through, but get themselves up so that anybody who glances at them
-tries never to look again?
-
-It is the change in her appearance even more than all she's learned
-that has given her self-confidence. She feels at ease--and that puts
-her at ease, and puts everybody else at ease, too. It has reacted upon
-Mr. Burke. He has dropped brilliantine--perhaps "ma" gave him a quiet
-hint--and he has taken some lessons in dress from "Cyrus," who really
-gets himself up very well, considering that he has lived in Germany
-for three years. I should have hopes that "pa" would blossom out into
-something very attractive socially if he hadn't a deep-seated notion
-that he is a great joker. A naturally serious man who tries to be funny
-is about the most painful object in civilization. Still, Washington
-is full of statesmen and scholars who try to unbend and be "light,"
-especially with "the ladies." Nothing makes me--or any other woman, I
-suppose--so angry as for a man to show that he takes me for a fool by
-making a grinning galoot of himself whenever he talks to me. Bucyrus is
-much that kind of ass. He alternates between solemnity and silliness.
-
-I said rather pointedly to him the other night: "You men with your
-great, deep minds make a mistake in changing your manner when you talk
-with the women and the children. Nothing pleases us so much as to be
-taken seriously." But it didn't touch him. However, he's hardly to
-blame. He's spent a great many years round institutions of learning,
-and in those places, I've noticed, every one has a musty, fusty sense
-of humor. Probably it comes from cackling at classical jokes that have
-laughed themselves as dry as a mummy.
-
-We've been giving a few entertainments--informal and not large, but
-highly important. I had two objects in mind: In the first place, to
-get Mr. and Mrs. Burke accustomed to the style of hospitality they've
-got to give if they're going to win out. In the second place, to get
-certain of the kind of people who are necessary to us in the habit of
-coming to this house--and those people are not so very hard to get hold
-of now; later they'll be engaged day and night.
-
-For two weeks now I've had my two especial features going. One of them
-is for the men, the other for the women. And I can see already that
-they alone would carry us through triumphantly; for they've caught on.
-
-My men's feature is a breakfast. I engaged a particularly good
-cook--the best old-fashioned Southern cook in Washington. Rachel had
-her, and I persuaded Mr. Derby to consent to giving her up to us, just
-for this season. Cleopatra--that's her name--has nothing to do but
-get together every morning by nine o'clock the grandest kind of an
-old-fashioned American breakfast. And I explained to Senator Burke that
-he was to invite some of his colleagues, as many as he liked, and tell
-them to come any morning, or every morning if they wished, and bring
-their friends.
-
-I consult with Cleopatra every day as to what she's to have the next
-morning; and I think dear old father taught me what kind of breakfast
-men like. I don't give them too much, or they'd be afraid to come
-and risk indigestion a second time. I see to it that everything is
-perfectly cooked--and it's pretty hard for any man to get indigestion,
-even from corned beef hash and hot cornbread and buckwheat cakes with
-maple syrup, if it's perfectly cooked and is eaten in a cheerful
-frame of mind. No women are permitted at these breakfasts--just men,
-with everything free and easy, plenty to smoke, separate tables, but
-each large enough so that there's always room at any one of them for
-one more who might otherwise be uncomfortable. Even now we have from
-fifteen to twenty men--among them the very best in Washington. In the
-season we'll have thirty and forty, and our house will be a regular
-club from nine to eleven for just the right men.
-
-My other big feature is an informal dance every Wednesday night. It's
-already as great a success in its way as the breakfasts are in theirs.
-I've been rather careful about whom I let Mrs. Burke invite to come
-in on Wednesdays whenever they like. The result is that everybody is
-pleased; the affairs seem to be "exclusive," yet are not. I know it
-will do the Burkes a world of good politically, because a certain kind
-of people who are important politically but have had no chance socially
-are coming to us on Wednesdays, and that's just the kind of people who
-are frantically flattered by the idea that they are "in the push."
-
-Speaking of being "in the push," there are two ways of getting there
-if one isn't there. One is to worm your way in; the other is to make
-yourself the head and front of "the push." That's the way for those
-who have money and know how. And that's the way the Burkes are getting
-in--getting in at the front instead of at the rear.
-
-It's most gratifying to see how Mr. Burke treats me. He always has
-been deferential, but he now shows that he thinks I have real brains.
-And since his breakfasts have become the talk of the town and are
-"patronized" by the men he's so eager to get hold of, he is even
-consulting me about his business. I am criticizing for him now a speech
-he's going to make on the canal question next month--a dreadfully
-dull speech, and I don't feel competent to tell him what to do with
-it. I think I'll advise him not to make it, tell him his forte is
-diplomacy--winning men round by personal dealing with them--which is
-the truth.
-
-Young Mr. Burke--after a period of unbending--is now shyer than ever.
-I wondered why, until it happened to occur to me one day as I was
-talking with Jessie. I suddenly said to her: "Jessie, did you ever tell
-Nadeshda that you had planned to marry me to Cyrus Burke?"
-
-She hopped about in her chair a bit, as uneasy as a bird on a swaying
-perch. Then she confessed that she "might have suggested before
-Nadeshda what a delightfully satisfactory thing it would be."
-
-I laughed to relieve her mind--also because it amused me to see through
-Nadeshda.
-
-Of course, one of the women I needed most in this Burke campaign was
-Nadeshda. And I happened to know that she is bent on marrying a rich
-American--indeed, that's the only reason why the wilds of America are
-favored with the presence of the beautiful, joy-loving, courted and
-adored Baroness Nadeshda Daragane. The yarn about her sister, the
-ambassadress, being an invalid and shrinking from the heavy social
-responsibilities of the embassy is just so much trash. So, as soon as
-"Cyrus" came I went over to see her, and, as diplomatically as I knew
-how, displayed before her dazzled eyes the substantial advantages of
-the sole heir of the great Western multi-millionaire.
-
-As I went on to tell how generous the Senator is, and how certain he
-would be to lavish wealth upon his daughter-in-law, I could see her
-mind at work. A fascinating, naughty, treacherous little mind it
-is--like a small Swiss watch of the rarest workmanship and full of
-wheels within wheels. And she's a beautiful little creature, as warm as
-a tropical sun to look at, and about as cold as the Arctic regions to
-deal with. No, I haven't begun to describe her. I'd not be surprised
-to hear that she had eloped with her brother-in-law's coachman; nor
-should I be surprised to hear that she had married the most hideous,
-revolting man in the world for his money, and was suspected of being
-engaged in trying to hasten him off to the grave. She's of the queer
-sort that would kiss or kill with equal enthusiasm, capable of almost
-any virtue or vice--on impulse. If there's any part of her beneath the
-impulsive part it's solid ice in a frame of steel. But--is there? She's
-talked about a good deal--not a tenth enough to satisfy her craving
-for notoriety, and, I may add, not a tenth part so much as she deserves
-to be, and would be if we studied character on this side of the water
-instead of being too busy with ourselves to look beyond anybody else's
-surface.
-
-Well, the Baroness Nadeshda has been wild about the Burkes ever since
-we had our talk. And she has Mr. Cyrus thoroughly tangled in her nets,
-and the Senator, too. And, naturally, she lost no time in trying to
-"do" me. She has told Bucyrus what a designing creature I am--no doubt
-has warned him that if I seem distant to him I'm at my deadliest, and
-to look out for mines. He certainly is looking out for them, for,
-whenever I speak to him, he acts as if he were stepping round on a
-volcano. I'm having a good deal of fun with him. I wish I had the
-time; I'd try to teach him a very valuable lesson. Really, it's a shame
-to let a man go through life imagining that he's an all-conqueror, when
-in reality the woman who marries him will feel that she's swallowing
-about as bitter a dose as Fate ever presented to feminine lips in a
-gold spoon.
-
-Dear old "ma" Burke hasn't yet yielded to Nadeshda's blandishments. We
-went to the embassy to call yesterday afternoon at tea-time, and I saw
-her watching Nadeshda in that smiling, simple way of hers that conceals
-about as keen a brain as I shouldn't care to have tearing me to pieces
-for inspection.
-
-The embassy at tea-time is always wild. For then Sophie comes in with
-her monkey and Nadeshda's seven dogs are racing about. And the Count
-always laughs loudly, usually at nothing at all. And each time he
-laughs the dogs bark until the monkey in a great fright dashes up the
-curtains or flings himself at Sophie and almost strangles her with his
-paws or arms, or whatever they are, round her neck. I don't think I've
-ever been there that something hasn't been spilt for a huge mess; often
-the whole tea-table topples over. Mrs. Burke loves to go, for afterward
-she laughs a dozen times a day until her sides ache.
-
-As we came away yesterday I said to her: "What a fascinating, beautiful
-creature Nadeshda is!"
-
-Mrs. Burke smiled. "When I was a girl," she said, "I had a catamount
-for a pet--a cub, and they had cut his claws. He was beautiful and
-mighty fascinating--you never did know when he was going to fawn on you
-and when he was going to fasten his teeth in you. The baroness puts me
-in mind of my old pet, and how I didn't know which was harder--to keep
-him or to give him up."
-
-"She certainly has a strange nature," said I.
-
-After a pause Mrs. Burke went on: "She's the queerest animal in this
-menagerie here, so far as I've seen. And I don't think I'm wrong in
-suspecting she's sitting up to Cyrus."
-
-"I don't wonder he finds her interesting," said I.
-
-"Cyrus is just like his pa," said she, "a mighty poor judge of women.
-It was lucky for his pa that he married and settled down before he had
-much glitter to catch the eyes of the women. Otherwise, he'd 'a' made a
-ridiculous fool of himself. But I like a man the women can fool easy.
-That shows he's honest. These fellows who are so sharp at getting on to
-the tricks of the women ain't, as a rule, good for much else. But Cyrus
-has got _me_ to look after him."
-
-"He might do much worse than marry Nadeshda," said I.
-
-"That's what his pa says," she replied. "But I ain't got round to these
-new-fashioned notions of marriage. I want to see my Cyrus married to
-the sort of woman his ma'd like and be proud to have for the mother of
-her grand-children. And I ain't altogether sure we need the kind of
-tone in our blood that a catamount'd bring. Though I must say a year or
-so of living with a catamount might do Cyrus a world of good."
-
-Which shows that even love can't altogether blind "ma" Burke.
-
-January 3. I had to do a little scheming to get Mrs. Burke an
-invitation to assist at the New Year's reception. It's always the first
-event of the season, and, though it would have been no great matter
-if I hadn't been able to get her in among those who stand near the
-President's wife and the Cabinet women, still I felt that I couldn't
-get my "pulls" into working order any too soon. Ever since the second
-week in my "job" I've realized that nothing could be easier than to put
-the Burkes well to the front, but my ambition to make them first calls
-for the exertion of every energy.
-
-So, in the third week of December I set Rachel at Mrs. Senator Lumley
-and Mrs. Admiral Bixby--two women who can get almost anything in reason
-out of the President's wife. Rachel is about the most important woman
-in the old Washington aristocracy, and the Lumleys and the Bixbys are
-in the nature of fixtures here, not at all like an evanescent President
-or Cabinet person. So Rachel's request set the two women to work. And
-although the President's wife said she'd asked all she intended to ask,
-far too many, and didn't see why on earth she should be beset for a
-newcomer who had been reported to her as fat and impossible, still she
-finally yielded.
-
-I hadn't hoped to get an invitation for them for the Cabinet dinner,
-and I was astounded when it came. We had arranged to give a rather
-large informal dinner that night and had to call it off, as an
-invitation from the White House, even from the obscurest member of the
-President's family for any old function whatever, is a command that
-may not be disobeyed. Well, as I was saying, the invitation to the
-Cabinet dinner came unsought. It seems that the Burke breakfasts are
-making a great stir politically; so great a stir that they have made
-the President a little uneasy. Of course, the best way to get rid of an
-opponent is to conciliate him. Hence the royal command to Senator and
-Mrs. Burke to appear at his Majesty's dinner to his Majesty's ministers.
-
-Mrs. Burke is tremendously proud of her first two communications from
-the White House. As for the Senator, he looks at them half a dozen
-times a day.
-
-I went down to the New Year's reception to see how "ma" was getting on.
-As I had expected, she didn't stand very long. She cast about for a
-chair, and, seeing one, planted herself. Soon the Baroness joined her,
-and young Prince Krepousky joined Nadeshda, and then General Martin,
-who loves Mrs. Burke for the feeds she gives. The group grew, and
-Mrs. Burke began to talk in her drawling, humorous way, and Nadeshda
-laughed, which made the others laugh--for it's impossible to resist
-Nadeshda. When I arrived Mrs. Burke was "right in it."
-
-And after a while the President came and said: "Is this your reception,
-madam, or is it mine?" At which there was more laughing, he raising a
-great guffaw and slapping his hip with his powerful hand. Then they all
-went up to have something to eat, and the President spent most of the
-time with her.
-
-She doesn't need any more coaching. Of course, she's flattered by her
-success. But instead of having her head turned, as most women do who
-get the least bit of especial attention from the conspicuous men here,
-she takes it all very placidly. "They don't care shucks for me," she
-says, "and I know it. We're all in business together, and I'm mighty
-glad it can be carried on so cheerful-like." At the Cabinet dinner,
-to-morrow night, she'll have to sit well down toward the foot of the
-table. But she won't mind that. Indeed, if I hadn't been giving her
-lessons in precedence she wouldn't have an idea that everything here is
-arranged by rank.
-
-Jessie--so she tells me--had a half-hour's session with "Cyrus" the
-other day and gave him a very exalted idea of my social position and
-influence. No doubt, what she said confirmed his suspicion that I and
-my friends are conspiring against him; but I observe a distinct change
-in his manner toward me. He's even humble. I suppose he thought I
-was some miserable creature whom his mother had taken on, half out
-of charity. I'm afraid I have a sort of family pride that's a little
-ridiculous--but I can't help it. Still, I am American enough to despise
-people who are courteous or otherwise, according as they look up to or
-look down on the particular person's family and position. I guess young
-Mr. Burke is his father in an aggravated form. Yet Jessie, and Rachel,
-too, pretend to like him. And probably they really do--it's not hard
-to like any one who is not asking favors and is in a position to grant
-them, and isn't so near to one that his quills stick into one.
-
-The Countess of Wend came in to see me this afternoon and told me all
-about the row over at the legation. It seems that the new minister is
-a plebeian, and in their country people of his sort aren't noticed by
-the upper classes unless an upper-class man happens to need something
-to wipe his boots on and one of them is convenient for use. Well, every
-attaché is in a fury, and none of them will speak to the minister
-except in the most formal way and only when it's absolutely necessary.
-As for the minister's wife, the other women--but what's the use of
-describing it; we all know how nasty women can be about matters of
-rank. The Count is talking seriously of resigning. I'd be dreadfully
-sorry, as Eugenie is a dear, more like an American than a foreigner;
-and I believe she really likes us, where most of them privately despise
-us as a lot of low-born upstarts. I know they laugh all day long at the
-President's queer manners and mannerisms--but then, so do we, for that
-matter. And it's quite unusual for Washington, where each President is
-bowed down to and praised everywhere and flattered till he thinks he's
-a sort of god--and forgotten as soon as his term is ended. I suppose
-there's nothing deader on this earth than an ex-President, with no
-offices to distribute and no hopes for a further political career.
-
-January 9. We had a beautiful dinner here last night--very brilliant
-too, as we all were going to a ball at the Russian embassy afterward.
-All the diplomats and army men were in uniform--and one or two of the
-army men were really brilliant. But none of the diplomats. They say
-that no nation sends us its best or even its second best. It seems
-that diplomats don't amount to much in this day of cables. Those who
-have any intelligence naturally go to courts, where the atmosphere is
-congenial and where there are chances for decorations. So we get only
-the stiffs and stuffs--with a few exceptions. If it weren't for their
-women--
-
-But, to return to our dinner--Mrs. Burke went in with the German
-ambassador, and I saw that they were getting on famously. He is a very
-clever man in a small way, and has almost an American sense of humor.
-As soon as he saw that she intended what she said to be laughed at he
-gave himself up to it. "Your Mrs. Burke is charming, Miss Talltowers,"
-said he to me after dinner. "She ranks with Bret Harte and Mark Twain.
-It's only in America that you find old women who make you forget to
-wish you were with young and pretty women."
-
-Jim Lafollette took me in--the first time I've had him here. I must
-say he behaved very well and was the handsomest man in the room. But
-he never has much to say that is worth hearing. Though conversation at
-Washington in society isn't on any too high a plane, as a rule--how
-could conversation in a mixed society anywhere be very high?--still it
-isn't the wishy-washy chatter and gossip that Jim Lafollette delights
-in. Of course, army officers almost always go in for gossip--that comes
-from sitting round with their women at lonely posts where nothing
-occurs. And they, as a rule, either gossip or simply drivel when they
-talk to women, because all the women that ever liked them liked them
-for their brass buttons, and all the women they ever liked they liked
-for their pretty faces and empty heads. So, usually, to get an army
-officer at dinner is to sit with a bowl of soft taffy held to your
-lips and a huge spoonful of it thrust into your mouth every time you
-stop talking. That's true of many of the statesmen, too, especially the
-heavyweights. I suppose I'm wrong, but I can't help suspecting a man
-without a sense of humor of being a solemn fraud.
-
-You'd think American women, at the capital, at least, would be
-interested in politics. But they're not. They say it's the vulgarity
-of the intriguing and of most of the best intriguers that makes them
-dislike politics, even here. I suspect there's another reason. We women
-are so petted by the men that we don't have to know anything to make
-ourselves agreeable. If we're pretty and listen well that's all that's
-necessary. So, why get headaches learning things?
-
-Of course, there are exceptions. Take Maggie Shotwell. Her husband
-is a wag-eared ass. Yet in eleven years she has advanced him from
-second secretary to minister to a second-class power just by showing
-up here at intervals and playing the game intelligently. And there are
-scores of army women who do as well in a smaller way, and a few of the
-diplomats' wives are most adroit, intriguing well both here and at
-their homes in a nice, clean way, as intrigue goes.
-
-But most of the women are like "ma" Burke, who'd as soon think of
-entering for a foot-race as of interfering in her husband's political
-affairs in any way, beyond giving him some sound advice about the
-men that can be trusted and the men that can't. I suppose if there
-were real careers in public life in this country, not dependent upon
-elections, the Washington women wouldn't be so lazy and indifferent,
-but would wake up and intrigue their brothers and sons and other male
-relatives into all sorts of things. Then, too, a man has to vote with
-his "party" on everything that's important, and his "party" is a small
-group of old men who are beyond social blandishments and go to bed
-early every night and associate only with men in the daytime.
-
-No, we women don't amount to much _directly_ at Washington. If Jim
-Lafollette had kept away from the women and society he might have
-amounted to something. It's become a proverb that whenever a young man
-comes here and goes in for the social end of it he is doomed soon to
-disappear and be heard of no more. The President is trying to make
-society amount to something, but he won't succeed. Whatever benefit
-there may be in it will go, not to him, but to men like Senator Burke.
-He doesn't go any more than he can help, except to his own breakfasts.
-But he sends his wife, and so, without wasting any of his time, he
-makes himself prominent in a very short space of time and gets all the
-big social indirect influence--the influence of the women on their
-husbands.
-
-Mrs. Burke's younger brother, Robert Gunton, arrived last night. He
-reminds me of her, but he's slender and very active--a shabby sort of
-person, clean but careless, and he looks as if he had so many other
-things to think about that he hadn't time to think about himself. He
-looks younger and talks older than his years. He's here to get some
-sort of patent through; he won't permit his brother-in-law to assist
-him; he refuses to go anywhere--in society, I mean. We rode up to the
-Capitol together in a street-car this morning, and I liked him.
-
-"Why do you ride in a street-car?" he asked.
-
-"Because it's not considered good form to use carriages too much," I
-replied. "It might rouse the envy of those who can't afford carriages."
-
-"Then it isn't because you don't want to, but because you don't dare
-to?"
-
-"Yes," said I. "But things are changing rapidly. The rich people who
-live here but care nothing for politics are gradually introducing class
-distinctions."
-
-"You mean, poor people who like to fawn upon and hate the rich are
-introducing class distinctions," he corrected.
-
-He is thirty-two years old; he treats a woman as if she were a man,
-and he treats a man as if he himself were one. It isn't possible not to
-like that sort of human being.
-
-Invitations are beginning to come in floods--invitations for the big,
-formal things for which people are asked weeks in advance. And we are
-getting a splendid percentage of acceptances for our big affairs,
-thanks to my taking the trouble to find out the freest dates in the
-season. If all goes well, before another month, as soon as it gets
-round that we are going to give something big in a short time, lots of
-pretty good people will be holding off from accepting other things in
-the hope that they're on our list.
-
-Certainly, there's a good deal in going about anything in a systematic
-way--even a social launching.
-
-
-
-
-IV
-
-
-January 12. We are all sleeping so badly. Even the Senator, whom
-nothing has ever before kept from his "proper rest," is complaining
-of wakefulness. Suppers every night either here or elsewhere, the
-house never quiet until two or three in the morning, all of us up at
-eight--Cyrus often at seven because he rides a good deal, and the early
-morning is the only time when any one in Washington in the season
-can find time to ride. "It's worse than the Wilderness campaign,"
-said Mr. Burke, who was a lieutenant in the war. "For now and then,
-between battles and skirmishes, we did get plenty of sleep. This is
-a continuous battle day and night, week in and week out, with no
-let-up for Sundays." And Mrs. Burke--poor "ma!" How hollow-eyed and
-sagged-cheeked she is getting with the real season less than two weeks
-old! She says: "I wouldn't treat a dog as I treat myself. I no sooner
-get to sleep than they wake me. I think the servants just delight to
-wake me, and I don't blame them, for they're worse off than we are,
-though I do try to be as easy on them as possible." She doesn't know
-how many long naps they take while she's dragging herself from place to
-place.
-
-On our way to the White House to a musicale she fell asleep. As we
-rolled up to the entrance I had to wake her. She came to with a sort
-of groan and gave a ludicrously pitiful glance at the attendant who was
-impatiently waiting. "Oh, Lord!" she muttered. "I was dreaming I was in
-bed, and it ain't so. Instead, I've got to enjoy myself." And then she
-gave a dreary laugh.
-
-"Ma" Burke dozed through the musicale with a pleasant smile on her
-large face and her head keeping time to the music. When we spoke to the
-President and he said he hoped she'd "enjoyed herself," she drawled:
-"I did that, Mr. President! I only wish it had been longer--I'm 'way
-behind on sleep." He laughed uproariously. It's the fashion to laugh
-at everything "ma" says now, because the German ambassador tells every
-one what a wit she is. And who'd fail to laugh at wit admired by an
-ambassador?
-
-Writing about sleep has driven off my fit of wakefulness. I'll only
-add that Lu Frayne's in town, working day and night to get her husband
-transferred from San Francisco to the War Department here. I think
-she'll win out, as she's got two Senators who've been frightening
-the President by acting queerly lately. It's too funny! When the new
-Administration came every one was scared because the rumor got round
-that he was going to give us a repetition of the Cleveland nightmare.
-But there was nothing in it; the only "pulls" that have failed to
-work are those that were strong with the last Administration, and
-there's a whole crop of new pulls. Well, at least, the right sort of
-people, those who have family and position, are getting their rights to
-preference as they never did before. We've not had many Presidents who
-knew the right sort of people even when they've been willing to please
-them, if they could pick them out.
-
-What a changed Washington it is: so many formalities; so many rich
-people; so many rich men, and men of family and position in office;
-so many big, fine houses and English and French servants. "Such a
-stylishness!"
-
-January 14. Our first big dance last night--I mean, formal dance to
-show our strength. Everybody was here, and the dinner beforehand and
-the supper afterward and all the mechanical arrangements, so to speak,
-were perfect. The ball-room was a sight--even "ma" Burke, tired to
-death, perked up. Almost all the diplomats, except those nobody asks,
-were here. And I don't think more than thirty people we hadn't invited
-ventured to come. We were all so excited that, after the last people
-had gone, we sat round for nearly an hour. "Ma" Burke took me in her
-arms and kissed me. "It was your ball," said she. "But then, everything
-we get credit for is all yours; ain't it, pa?"
-
-"Miss Talltowers has certainly done wonderfully," said "pa" in his
-cautious, judicial way. Then he seemed ashamed of himself, as if he had
-been ungenerous, and shook hands with me and added: "Thank you, thank
-you, Miss Augusta--if you'll permit me the liberty of calling you so."
-
-"I never expected to see as pretty a girl as you bothering to have
-brains," Mrs. Burke went on to say. And for the first time in weeks and
-weeks it occurred to me that I did have a personal existence apart from
-my work--the books and bookkeeping, the servants and the housekeeper,
-who is only one more to fuss with, the tradespeople, and musicians, and
-singers, and florists, and--it makes my head whirl to try to recall the
-awful list.
-
-"She won't be pretty very long," said Cyrus--he's taking lessons of his
-mother and is dropping his fancy-work speech and his "made-in-Germany"
-manners--"if she don't stop working day _and_ night."
-
-"Oh, I'm amusing myself," replied I; but I was reminded how weary I
-felt, and went away to bed. I neglected to close my sitting-room door,
-and as I was getting ready for bed in my dressing-room I couldn't help
-overhearing a scrap of talk between Cyrus and Mr. Gunton as they went
-along the hall on the way to their apartments.
-
-"The Tevises were disgusting--they showed their envy so plainly," Cyrus
-said. The Tevises are trying hard to do what we're doing in a social
-way, and though they must have even more money than the Burkes, they're
-failing at it.
-
-"They'll never get anywhere," Mr. Gunton replied. "You can't collect
-much of a crowd of nice people just to watch you spend money. You've
-got to give them a real show. There's where Miss Talltowers comes in."
-
-"She has wonderful taste and originality," said Cyrus. Cyrus!
-
-Mr. Gunton sat out most of the evening with Nadeshda. I suppose
-she was trying to make Cyrus jealous and also to create trouble
-between him and his uncle. I've not seen a franker flirtation even
-in Washington. Whenever I chanced to look at them, Mr. Gunton was
-talking earnestly, and she seemed to be hanging to his words like a
-thirsty bird to a water-pan. And her queer, subtle face was--well,
-it was beautiful, and gave me that sense of the wild and fierce and
-uncanny which makes her both fascinating and terrible. I think Mr.
-Gunton was infatuated--indeed, I know it. For when I spoke of her to
-him this morning his eyes seemed to blaze. He drew a long breath. "A
-wonder-woman!" he said. "I never saw anything like her--in the flesh."
-Then he looked a little sheepish, and added: "I mean it, but I laugh
-at myself, too. There are fools that don't know they're fools; then,
-there are fools that do know it and laugh at themselves as they plan
-fresh follies--it takes a pretty clever man, Miss Talltowers, to make
-a grand, supreme, rip-roaring ass of himself, doesn't it? At least,
-I hope so." And with that somewhat mysterious observation he left me
-abruptly.
-
-When I saw him and Nadeshda together so much at the ball I looked out
-for Cyrus. He seemed bored, and devoted himself to wallflowers, but on
-the whole was surprisingly unconcerned, apparently. I had him in sight
-almost the whole evening. Jim Lafollette, who stuck to my train like a
-Japanese poodle--I told him so, but he didn't take the hint--said that
-"the gawk," meaning Cyrus, was hanging round me. "He's moon-struck,"
-said Jim. "So your little put-up job with Jessie seems to be doing
-nicely, thank you." I wonder why a man assumes that the fact that he
-loves a woman gives him the right to insult her and makes it his duty
-to do it. And I wonder why we women assent to that sort of impudence.
-There's another conventionality that ought to be stamped out.
-
-I find I was hasty in my judgment of Cyrus. He's a lot more of a man
-than he led me to suppose at first. I think he might be licked into
-shape. He ought to hunt up some widow or married woman older than
-himself and go to school for a few seasons. But perhaps Nadeshda will
-do as well.
-
-January 17. There were thirty-two at Senator Burke's "little informal
-breakfast" yesterday morning, including four of the leading Senators,
-two members of the Cabinet, an ambassador and three ministers, several
-generals, half a dozen distinguished strangers, four or five big
-financial men from New York who are here on "private business" with
-Congress, and not a man who doesn't count for something except that
-wretched little Framstern, who never misses anything free. And our
-regular weekly informal dance was an equal success in its way. Senator
-Ritchie told me it was amazing how Burke had forged to the front in
-influence and in popularity. "And now that the newspapers have begun to
-take him up he'll soon be standing out before the whole country." So
-my little suggestion about the wives and families of correspondents of
-the big papers, which the Burkes adopted, is bearing fruit. And Mrs.
-Burke is so genuinely friendly and hospitable that really I've only to
-suggest her being nice to somebody to set her to work. If she were the
-least bit of a fraud I'd not dare--she'd only get into trouble.
-
-January 18. I was breakfasting alone in my sitting-room this morning--I
-always do an hour or so of work before I touch anything to eat--when
-Mr. Gunton sent, asking if he might join me. I was glad to have him.
-His direct way is attractive, and he never talks without saying at
-least a few things I haven't heard time and again. He was in riding
-clothes, and as soon as I looked at him I saw he had something on his
-mind.
-
-"Good ride?" I asked.
-
-He made an impatient gesture--whenever he has anything to say and
-doesn't know how to begin, the way to start him off is to make some
-commonplace remark. It acts like a blow that knocks in the head of a
-full barrel. "I was out with the Baroness Daragane," he said, "with
-Nadeshda."
-
-"And Cyrus?" said I.
-
-He looked at me in astonishment, then laughed queerly. "Oh, bother!"
-he exclaimed. "Cyrus doesn't disturb himself about _her_, or she about
-him--and you know it. Miss Talltowers, I love her--and she loves me."
-
-His tone was convincing. But, after the first shock, I couldn't believe
-anything so preposterous. And I felt sorry for him--an honest, straight
-man, inexperienced with women, a fine mixture of gentleness and
-roughness, at once too much and too little of a gentleman for Nadeshda.
-If I had dared I should have tried to undeceive him. But I'm not so
-stupid as ever to try to make a person in love see the truth about
-the person he or she's in love with. So I simply said: "She is a most
-fascinating woman."
-
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-
-"You think I'm a fool," he went on, as if I hadn't spoken, "and I am
-a--a blankety-blank fool. Did you see her night before last in that
-dress of silver spangles like the wonderful skin of some amazing
-serpent? Did you see her eyes--her hair--the way her arms looked--as if
-they could wind themselves round a man's neck and choke him to death
-while her eyes were fooling him into thinking that such a death was
-greater happiness than to live?" He rolled this all out, then burst
-into a queer, crazy laugh. "You see, I'm a lunatic!" he said.
-
-"Yes, I see it," I replied cheerfully. "But why do you rave to me?"
-
-"Because I--we--have got to tell somebody, and you're the only person
-in Washington that I know that's both sensible and experienced, wise
-enough to understand, beautiful enough to sympathize, and young enough
-to encourage."
-
-That was rather good for a man who had had less than a month's real
-experience with women, wasn't it? I recognized Nadeshda's handiwork,
-and admired.
-
-"Miss Talltowers," he went on, "I am going to make a fool of myself,
-and she's going to help me."
-
-"In what particular sort of folly are you about to embark?" said I.
-
-"We're going to marry," he replied. "We've _got_ to marry. I'm afraid
-of her and she's afraid of me, and we'll either have Heaven or the
-other place when we do marry--perhaps big doses of each alternately.
-But we've got to do it."
-
-"You know it's impossible," said I. "Under the laws of her country
-she mayn't marry without the consent of her parents. And they'd never
-consent."
-
-"Certainly they won't," said he, "unless you can suggest some way of
-getting the ambassador and his wife round. We want to give her people a
-chance." This with perfect coolness. I began to believe that there must
-be something in it.
-
-"Does Nadeshda know you aren't rich?" I asked.
-
-"She knows I have practically nothing. In fact I told her I had less
-than I have."
-
-"And you're sure she wishes to marry you?"
-
-"Ask her."
-
-He was quiet a while, then raved about her for ten minutes, begged me
-to do my best thinking, and left me. I felt dazed. I simply couldn't
-believe it. And the longer I thought, the more certain I was that
-she was making some sort of grand play in coquetry, which seemed
-ridiculous enough when I considered what small game Mr. Gunton is from
-the standpoint of a woman like Nadeshda.
-
-In the afternoon I was in a flower store in Pennsylvania Avenue, and
-Nadeshda joined me. Her surface was, if anything, cooler and subtler
-and more cynical than usual. "Send away your cab," said she, "and let
-me take you in my auto--wherever you wish."
-
-As I was full of curiosity, I accepted instantly. When we were under
-way she gave me a strange smile--a slow parting of the lips, a slow
-half-closing and elongation of those Eastern eyes which she inherits
-from a Russian grandmother, I believe.
-
-"Well, Gus," she said, "has that wild man told you?"
-
-"Yes, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself," said I, a little
-indignantly. "It ain't fair to coax an innocent into _your_ sort of
-game and fleece him of his little all."
-
-She laughed--beautiful white teeth, cruel like her red lips. "It's all
-true--all he told you," she replied. "All true, on my honor."
-
-Every season Washington's strange mixture of classes and conditions and
-nations furnishes at least one sensation of some kind or other. But,
-used as I am to surprises until they have ceased to surprise, this took
-me quite aback. "Do you love him, Nadeshda--really?"
-
-She quite closed her eyes and said in a strange, slow undertone:
-"He's my master. The blood in my veins flowed straight from the
-savage wilderness. And he comes from there, and I don't dare disobey
-him. I'd do anything he said. And when we're married I'll never
-glance at another man--if he saw me he'd kill me. Ah, you don't
-understand--you're too--too civilized. Now, I think I should love him
-better if he'd beat me."
-
-I laughed--it was too ridiculous, especially as she was plainly in
-earnest. She laughed, too, and added: "I think some day I'll try
-to make him do it. He's afraid of me, too. And he may well be, for
-I--well, he belongs to _me_, you see, and I _will_ have what's mine!"
-
-Yes, she would--I believe her absolutely. And I must say I like her at
-last, for all her extremely uncanny way of loving and of liking to be
-loved. I suppose she's only a primeval woman--I believe the primeval
-woman fancied the lover who lay in wait and brought her down with a
-club. I begin to understand Robert Gunton, too--that is, the side of
-his nature she's roused.
-
-"Do you believe us?" she asked.
-
-"Yes, I do," said I, "and I apologize to you. I've been thinking of you
-all along as--fascinating, of course, but--mercenary."
-
-"Ah, but so I am!" she exclaimed. "It breaks my heart to marry this
-poor man--and of such a vulgar family--even among you funny Americans.
-But"--she threw up her arms and her shoulders and let them drop in a
-gesture of tragicomic helplessness--"I must have him; I must be his
-slave."
-
-I can't imagine how it's going to end, as her people will never let
-her marry him. Possibly, if "ma" Burke were to persuade the Senator
-to settle a large sum on her--but that's wild, even if Gunton would
-consent. I can imagine what a roar he'd give if such a thing were
-proposed. He'll insist on having her on his own terms. As if his
-insisting would do any good!
-
-The last thing she said to me was: "Do you know when we became engaged?
-Listen! It was the first time we met--after three hours. After one hour
-he made me insult the men who came up to claim dances. After two hours
-he made me say, 'I love you.' After three hours--it was on the way down
-to my carriage--he asked me to come into the little reception-room by
-the entrance. And he closed the door and caught me in his arms and
-kissed me. 'That makes you my wife,' he said in a _dreadful_ voice--oh,
-it was--_magnifique!_--and he said, 'Do you understand?' And"--she
-smiled ravishingly and nodded her head--"I understood."
-
-I shan't sleep a wink to-night.
-
-January 20. I wish they hadn't told me. If ever a man loves me and
-wants to win me he must be--well, perhaps not exactly _that_, but
-certainly not tame. I'm not a bit like Nadeshda, but I do hate the tame
-sort. I know what's the matter with me now. Yes, I wish they hadn't
-told me.
-
-January 21. Robert and Nadeshda have told "ma" Burke. She
-is--_delighted_! "I never heard of the like," she said to me all in
-a quiver. "I wish I'd known there were such things. I reckon I'd 'a'
-made my Tom cut a few capers before he got _me_." And then she laughed
-until she cried. It certainly was droll to picture "pa" capering in the
-Robert-Nadeshda fashion.
-
-She went to the embassy and told Nadeshda's sister, Madame
-l'Ambassadrice. "She let on as if she was just tickled to death," she
-reported to me a few minutes after she returned. "And when I told her
-that we--Tom and I--would do handsomely by Nadeshda as soon as they
-were married she had tears in her eyes. But I don't trust her--nor any
-other foreigner."
-
-"Not even Nadeshda?"
-
-"Ma" nodded knowingly. "I reckon Bob'll keep her on the chalk," she
-replied. "He's started right, and in marriage, as in everything else,
-it's all in the start."
-
-January 22. Nadeshda asked Mrs. Burke to give a big costume ball, but
-I sat on it hard. "I don't think you want to do that, Mrs. Burke,"
-said I, when she proposed it to me. "If this were New York it wouldn't
-matter so much, though I don't think really nice people with means do
-that sort of thing there. Here I'm afraid it'd make you very unpopular."
-
-"Do you think so?" said she. "Now, I'd 'a' said it was just the sort of
-foolishness these people'd like."
-
-"Those who have money would," I replied. "But how about those who
-haven't? Don't you think that people of large means ought to make it a
-rule never to cause any expense whatever to those of their friends and
-acquaintances who haven't means?"
-
-"Don't say another word!" she exclaimed, seeing my point instantly.
-"Why, it'd be the worst thing in the world. Out home I've always been
-careful about those kind of things, but on here I don't know the people
-and am liable to forget how they're circumstanced. They all seem
-so prosperous on the surface. I reckon there's a lot of miserable
-pinching and squinching when the blinds are down."
-
-Cyrus happened to come in just then, and she told him all about
-it. He looked at me and grew red and evidently tried to say
-something--probably something that would have shown how poorly he
-thought of my cheating them all out of the fun. But he restrained
-himself and said nothing.
-
-Presently he went out and must have gone straight to his
-father--probably to remonstrate, though I may wrong him--for, after a
-few minutes, the Senator came.
-
-"My son has just been telling me," he said to me, "and I agree with
-you entirely. It would be ruinous politically. As it is, if it hadn't
-been for you we'd never have been able to keep both the official and
-the fashionable sets in a good humor with us." I never saw him so
-"flustered" before.
-
-"What are you talking about, pa?" inquired Mrs. Burke.
-
-"About the costume ball you were thinking of giving."
-
-Mrs. Burke smiled. "You'd better go back to your cage," said she.
-"That's settled and done for long ago."
-
-"Pa" looked more uneasy than his good-natured tone seemed to
-justify--but, no doubt, he knows when he has put his foot into it. He
-"faded" from the room. When she heard his study door close "ma" said to
-me in a complacent voice: "There's nothing like keeping a man always to
-his side of the fence. When 'pa' began to get rich I saw trouble ahead,
-for he was showing signs that he was thinking himself right smart
-better than the common run, and that he was including his wife in the
-common run. I took Mr. Smartie Burke right in hand. And so, with him
-it's never been 'I' in this family, but 'we.' And keeping it that way
-has made Tom lots happier than he would 'a' been lording it over me and
-having no control on his foolishness anywhere."
-
-What a dear, sensible woman she is! He's got good brains, but if he had
-as good brains as she has he'd get what he's after and doesn't stand a
-show for.
-
-January 24. The whole town is in a tumult over Robert and Nadeshda.
-People think she's crazy. When Cyrus said this to me I said: "And I
-think they are--at least, delirious."
-
-"A divine delirium, though," he replied, much to my astonishment. For
-he's never shown before that he had so much as a spot of that sort of
-thing in him. But then, I'm beginning to revise my judgment of him in
-some ways. He is much nearer what his mother said he was than what I
-thought him. But he's young and crude. I find that he likes--and really
-appreciates--the same composers and poets and novelists that I do. I
-can forgive much to any one who realizes what a poet Browning was--when
-he did write poetry, not when he wrote the stuff for the Browning clubs
-to fuddle with.
-
-Nadeshda is in the depths--except when Robert is by to hypnotize
-her. "I was so strong," she said pathetically to me to-day, "or I
-thought I was. And now I'm all weakness." She went on to tell me
-how horribly they are talking to her at the embassy--for they are
-determined she shan't marry "that nobody with nothing." I always knew
-her brother-in-law was a snob of the cheapest and narrowest kind--the
-well-born, well-bred kind. But I had no idea he was a coward. He
-threatens to have the Emperor make her come home and go into a convent
-if she doesn't break off the engagement within a week.
-
-We are tremendously popular. Everybody is cultivating us, hoping
-to find out the real inside of this incredible engagement. And the
-ambassador has to pretend publicly that he's personally wild with
-delight and hopes Nadeshda's parents will consent. He knows how
-unpopular it would make him and his country with America if his
-opposition and his reason for it were to be known.
-
-January 30. Nadeshda has disappeared. They give out at the embassy that
-she has left for home to consult with her parents. Robert looks like
-a man who had gone stark mad and was fighting to keep himself from
-showing it.
-
-We were all at the ball at the French embassy, Mr. and Mrs. Burke
-dining there. I dined at the White House--a literary affair. The
-conversation was what you might expect when a lot of people get
-together to show one another how brilliant they are. The President
-talked a great deal. He has very positive opinions on literature in all
-its branches. I was the only person at the table who wasn't familiar
-with his books. Fortunately, I wasn't cornered. Cyrus came to the ball
-from Mrs. Dorringer's, where he took in the Duchess d'Emarre. "She has
-a beautiful face in repose," he said to me as he paused for a moment,
-"and it's not at all pretty when she talks. So she listened well."
-
-I was too tired to dance, as were the others. We went home together,
-all depressed. "It's too ridiculous, this kind of life," said "ma"
-Burke, "and the most ridiculous part of it is that, now we're hauled
-into it and set a-going, we'll never get out and be sensible again. It
-just shows you can get used to anything in this world--except doing as
-you please. I don't believe anybody was ever satisfied to do that. Did
-you ever wear a Mother Hubbard? _There's_ comfort!"
-
-I can think of nothing but Robert and Nadeshda. Have they some sort of
-understanding? No--I'm afraid not.
-
-I forgot to put down that Robert made the Senator go to the Secretary
-of State about Nadeshda's disappearance. The Secretary was sympathetic,
-but he refused to interfere in any way. What else could he do?
-
-
-
-
-V
-
-
-February 1. Last night Robert started for Europe. He is going to see
-Nadeshda's father and mother. I begin to suspect that Nadeshda has
-really gone abroad and that she has let him know. He is certainly in
-a very different frame of mind from what he was at first. But he says
-nothing, hints nothing. Rachel, who has a huge sentimental streak in
-her, has given Robert a letter to her sister Ellen--she's married to
-one of the biggest nobles in the empire, Prince Glückstein. Also, she
-has written Ellen a long, long letter, telling her all about Robert,
-and what a great catch he is. And he _is_ a great catch now, for
-Senator Burke has organized a company to take over his patents and pay
-him a big sum for them--it'll sound fabulously big to such people as
-the Daraganes. For even where these foreigners are very rich and have
-miles on miles of land and large incomes from it, they're not used to
-the kind of fortunes we have--the sums in cash, or in property that's
-easily sold. And the Daraganes have only rank; their estates are quite
-insignificant, Von Slovatsky says.
-
-"They might as well consent first as last," said Mrs. Burke to me just
-after Robert left; "for Bob always gets what he wants. He never lets
-go. Cyrus is the same way--he spent eleven months in the mountains
-once, and like to 'a' starved and froze and died of fever, just because
-he'd made up his mind not to come back without a grizzly. That's why
-the President took to him."
-
-And then she told me that it was Cyrus who thought out the scheme
-for making Robert financially eligible and put it in such form that
-Robert consented. That convicted me of injustice again, for I had been
-suspecting him of being secretly pleased at Robert's set-back--he
-certainly hasn't looked in the least sorry for him. But it may be that
-Robert has told him more than he's told us. He certainly couldn't have
-found a closer-mouthed person. As his mother says, "The grave's a
-blabmouth beside him when it comes to keeping secrets. And most men are
-_such_ gossips."
-
-Mrs. Fortescue came in to tea this afternoon. Mrs. Burke was out
-calling, and I received her--or, rather, she caught me, for I detest
-her. Just as she was going Cyrus popped in, and she nailed him before
-he could pop out. She thought it was a good chance to put in a few
-strong strokes for her daughter. "Of course, it's very pretty and
-romantic about Nadeshda," she said, "and in this case I'm sure no one
-with a spark of heart could object. Still, the principle is bad. I
-don't think young girls who are properly brought up are so impulsive
-and imprudent. I often say to my husband that I think it's perfectly
-frightful the way girls--young girls--go about in Washington. They're
-out before they should be even thinking of leaving the nursery, and go
-round practically unchaperoned. It's so demoralizing."
-
-"But how are they to compete with the young married women if they
-don't?" said Cyrus, because he was evidently expected to say something.
-
-"I don't think a man--a _sensible_ man--looking for a wife for his home
-and a mother for his children would want a girl who'd been 'competing'
-in Washington society," she answered. "I don't at all approve the way
-American girls are brought up, anyway--it's entirely too free and
-destructive of the innocence that is a woman's chief charm. And as for
-turning the young girls loose in Washington!" Mrs. Fortescue threw
-up her hands. "It's simply madness. Most of the men are foreigners,
-accustomed to meet only married women in society. They don't know how
-to take a young girl, and they don't understand this American freedom.
-The wonder to me is that we don't have a regular cataclysm every
-season. Now, I never permit Mildred to go _anywhere_ without me or
-some other _real_ chaperon. And I know that her mind is like a fresh
-rose-leaf."
-
-Cyrus and I exchanged a covert glance of amusement. Mildred Fortescue
-is a very nice, sweet girl, but--well, she does fool her mother
-scandalously.
-
-"I should think a man would positively be _afraid_ to marry the
-ordinary Washington society girl who knows everything that she
-shouldn't and nothing that she should."
-
-"Perhaps that's what makes them so irresistible," said Cyrus.
-
-"Irresistible to flirt with and to _flaner_ about with," said Mrs.
-Fortescue reproachfully. "But I'm sure you wouldn't marry one of them,
-Mr. Burke."
-
-"Oh, I don't know," he answered. "No doubt it does spoil a good
-many, being so free and associating with experienced men who've been
-brought up in a very different way. But"--he hesitated and blushed
-uncomfortably--"it seems to me that those who do come through all right
-are about the best anywhere. If a girl has any really bad qualities
-anywhere in her they come out here. And if a Washington girl does marry
-a man--for himself--and I rather think they make marriages of the heart
-more than most girls in the same sort of society in other cities--don't
-you, Miss Talltowers?"
-
-"It may be so," I replied. "But probably they're much like girls--and
-men--everywhere. They make marriages of the heart if they get the
-chance. And if nobody happens along in the marrying mood who is able
-to appeal to their hearts, they select the most eligible among the
-agreeable ones they can get. I think many a girl has been branded as
-mercenary when in reality the rich man she chose was neither more nor
-less agreeable than the poor man she rejected, and she only had choice
-among men she didn't especially care about."
-
-Mrs. Fortescue looked disgusted. Cyrus showed that he agreed with me.
-"What I was going to say," he went on, "was, that if a Washington girl
-does choose a man, after she has known lots of men and has come to
-prefer him, she's not likely--at least, not _so_ likely--to repent her
-bargain. And," he said, getting quite warmed up by his subject, "if a
-man looks forward to his wife's going about in society, as he must if
-he lives in a certain way, I think he's wise to select some one who has
-learned something of the world--how to conduct herself, how to control
-herself, how to fill the rôle Fate has assigned her."
-
-"Oh, of course, a girl should be well-bred," said Mrs. Fortescue, as
-sourly as her sort of woman can speak to a bachelor with prospects.
-
-Cyrus said no more, and soon she was off. He stood at the window
-watching her carriage drive away. He turned abruptly--I was at the
-little desk, writing a note.
-
-"You can't imagine," he said with quick energy, "how I loathe the
-average girl brought up in conventional, exclusive society in America."
-
-"Really?" said I, not stopping my writing--though I don't mind
-confessing that I was more interested in his views than I cared to let
-him see.
-
-"Yes, really," he replied ironically. Then he went on in his former
-tone: "Poor things, they can't help having silly mothers with the idea
-of aping the European upper classes, and with hardly a notion of those
-upper classes beyond--well, such notions as are got in novels written
-by snobs for snobs. And these unfortunate girls are afraid of a genuine
-emotion--by Jove, I doubt if they even have the germs of genuine
-emotion. All that sort of thing has been weeded out of them. Little dry
-minds, little dry hearts--so 'proper,' so--vulgar!"
-
-"Not in Washington," said I.
-
-"No, not so many in Washington; though more and more all the time. Miss
-Talltowers, will you marry me?"
-
-It was just like that--no warning, not a touch of sentiment toward me.
-I almost dropped my pen. But I managed to hide myself pretty well.
-I simply went on with my note, finished it, sealed and addressed it,
-and rang for a servant. Then I went and stood by the fire. The servant
-came; I gave him the note and went into my office. I had been in there
-perhaps ten minutes when he came, looking shy and sheepish. He stumbled
-over a low chair and had a ridiculous time saving himself from falling.
-When he finally had himself straightened up and shaken together he
-stood with his hands behind him, and his face red, and his eyes down,
-and with his mouth fixed in that foolish little way as if he were about
-to speak with his fancy-work way of handling his words.
-
-"Do you wish something?" I asked.
-
-"Only--only my answer," said he humbly.
-
-Would you believe it, I actually hesitated.
-
-"I want a woman that doesn't like me for my money, and that at the
-same time would know how to act and would be--be sensible. I've had
-you in mind ever since you explained your system for--for"--he smiled
-faintly--"exploiting mother and father. And mother has been talking in
-the same way of late. She says we can't afford to let you get out of
-the family. That's all, I guess--all you'd have patience to hear."
-
-"Then you were making me a serious business proposition?" said I.
-
-"Well, you might call it that," he admitted, as if he weren't
-altogether satisfied with my way of summing it up.
-
-"I'm much obliged, but it doesn't attract me," I said.
-
-He gave a kind of hopeless gesture. "I've put it all wrong," said he.
-"I always _say_ things wrong. But--I--I believe I _do_ things better."
-And he gave me a look that I liked. It was such a quaint mingling of
-such a nice man with such a nice boy.
-
-"I understand perfectly," said I, and I can't tell how much I hated
-to hurt him--he did so remind me of dear old "ma" Burke. "But--please
-don't discuss it. I couldn't consider the matter--possibly."
-
-"You won't leave!" he exclaimed. "I assure you I'll not annoy you. You
-must admit, Miss Talltowers, that I haven't tried to thrust myself on
-you in the past. And--really, mother and father couldn't get on at all
-without you."
-
-"Certainly, I shan't leave--why should I?" said I. "I'm very well
-satisfied with my position."
-
-"Thank you," he said with an awkward bow, and he left me alone.
-
-Of course, I couldn't possibly marry him. But I suppose a woman's
-vanity compels her to take a more favorable view of any man after
-she's found out that he wishes to marry her. Anyhow, I find I don't
-dislike him at all as I thought I did. I couldn't help being amused at
-myself the next day. I was driving with Jessie, and she was giving me
-her usual sermon on the advantages of the Burke alliance--if I could
-by chance scheme it through. "You're very pretty, Gus," she said. "In
-fact you're beautiful at times. Men do like height when it goes with
-your sort of a--a willowy figure. Your eyes alone--if you would only
-_use_ them--would catch him. And the Burkes would be--well, they might
-object a little at first because you've given them a position that
-has no doubt swollen their heads--but they'd yield gracefully. And
-although you are very attractive and are always having men in love with
-you, you've simply got to make up your mind soon. Look how many such
-nice, good-looking girls have been crowded aside by the young ones. Men
-are crazy about freshness, no matter what they pretend. Yes, you must
-decide, dear. And--I couldn't _endure_ poor Carteret when I married
-him."
-
-Carteret is a miserable specimen, and Jessie's ways keep him in a dazed
-state--like an old hen sitting on a limb and turning her head round and
-round to keep watch on a fox that's racing in a circle underneath. Fox
-doesn't seem exactly to fit Jessie, but sometimes I suspect--however--
-
-"But," Jessie was going on, "I knew mama was my best friend. And when
-she said, 'Six months after marriage you'll be quite used to him and
-won't in the least mind, and you'll be so glad you married somebody who
-was quiet and good,' I married him. And I love him dearly, Gus, and we
-make each other _so_ happy!"
-
-I laughed--Jessie doesn't mind; she don't understand what laughter
-means in most people. I was thinking of what Rachel told me the other
-day. She said to Carteret, "It must be great fun wondering what Jessie
-will do next." And he looked at her in his dumb way and said: "What
-she'll do _next_? Lord, I ain't caught up with _that_. I'm just about
-six weeks behind on her record all the time."
-
-But to go back to Jessie's talk to me, she went on: "And Mr. Burke's
-not so dreadfully unattractive, dear. Of course, he's far from
-handsome, and--well, he's the son of Mr. and Mrs. Burke--but though
-they're quite common and all that--"
-
-I found myself furiously angry. "I don't think he's at all
-bad-looking," I said, pretending to be judicial. "He's big and strong
-and sensible; and what more does a woman usually ask for? And I don't
-at all agree with you about his father and mother, either--especially
-his mother. No, Jessie, dear, my objections aren't yours at all. I'm
-sure you wouldn't understand them, so let's not talk about it."
-
-February 3. Yesterday Mrs. Tevis sent for me. That was a good deal of
-an impertinence, but I'm getting very sensible about impertinences.
-She lives in grand style in a big, new house in K Street--it, like
-everything about her, is "regardless of expense." The Tevises have been
-making the most desperate efforts to "break in" last season and this,
-and as Washington is, up to a certain point, very easy for strangers
-with money, they've gone pretty far. I suppose Washington's like every
-other capital--the people are so used to all sorts of queer strangers
-and everything is so restless and changeful that no one minds adding to
-his list of acquaintances any person who offers entertainment and isn't
-too appalling. And the Tevises have been spending money like water.
-
-It's queer how people can go everywhere that anybody goes and can seem
-to be "right in it," yet not be in it at all. That's the way it is
-with the Tevises. They are at every big affair in town--White House,
-embassies, private houses. But they're never invited to the smaller,
-more or less informal things. And when they do appear at a ball or
-anywhere they're treated with formal politeness. They know there's
-something wrong, but they can't for the life of them see what it is.
-And that's not strange, for who can see the line that's instinctively
-drawn between social sheep and social goats in the flock that's
-apparently all mixed up? Everybody knows the sheep on sight; everybody
-knows the goats. And all act accordingly without anything being said.
-
-Well, Mr. and Mrs. Tevis are goats. Why? Anybody could see it after
-talking to either of them for five minutes; yet who could say why? It
-isn't because they're snobs--lots of sheep are nauseating snobs. It
-isn't because they're very badly self-made--I defy anybody to produce
-a goat that can touch Willie Catesby or Rennie Tucker, yet each of them
-has ancestors by the score. It isn't because they're new--the Burkes
-are new, yet Mrs. Burke has at least a dozen intimate acquaintances
-of the right sort. It isn't because they're ostentatious and boastful
-about wealth and prices--there are scores of sheep who make the same
-sort of absurd exhibition of vulgarity. I can't place it. They're just
-goats, and they know it, and they feel it; and when you go to their
-house they suggest a restaurant keeper welcoming his customers; and
-when they come to your house they suggest Cook's tourists roaming in
-the private apartments of a palace, smiling apologetically at every one
-and wondering whether they're not about to be told to "step lively."
-
-Mrs. Tevis received me very grandly and graciously, though dreadfully
-nervous withal, lest I should be seeing that she was "throwing a bluff"
-and should put her in her place.
-
-"I've requested you to come, my dear Miss Talltowers," she began,
-after she had bunglingly served tea from the newest and costliest and
-most elaborate tea-set I ever saw, "because I had a little matter of
-business to talk over with you and felt that we could talk more freely
-here."
-
-"I must be back at half-past five," said I, by way of urging her on to
-the point.
-
-"That will be quite time enough," said she. "We can have our little
-conversation quite nicely, and you will be in ample time for your
-duties."
-
-I wonder what sort of dialect she _thinks_ in. It certainly can't be
-more irritating than the one she translates her thoughts into before
-speaking them. The dialect she inflicts on people sounds as if it were
-from a Complete Conversationalist, got up by an old maid who had been
-teaching school for forty years.
-
-"I have decided to take a secretary for next season," she went on. "Not
-that I need any such direction as the Burkes. Fortunately, Mr. Tevis
-and I have had a large social experience on both sides of the Atlantic
-and have always moved with the best people. But just a secretary--to
-attend to my onerous correspondence and arrangements for entertaining.
-The duties would be light, but we should be willing to pay a larger
-salary than the position would really justify--that is, we should be
-willing to pay it, you know, to a _lady_ such as you are."
-
-I bowed.
-
-"We should treat you with all delicacy and appreciation of
-the fact that your misfortunes have compelled you to take
-a--a--position--which--which--"
-
-"You are very kind, Mrs. Tevis," said I.
-
-"And we realized that in all probability the Burkes would have no
-further use for your services at the end of this season, as you have
-been most successful with them."
-
-I winced. For the first time the "practical" view of what I've been
-doing for the Burkes stared me in the face--that is, the view which
-such people as the Tevises, perhaps many of my friends, took of it. So
-I was being regarded, spoken of, discussed, as a person who had been
-bought by the Burkes to get them in with certain people. And it was
-assumed that, having got what they wanted, they would dismiss me and so
-cut off a superfluous expense! I was somewhat astonished at myself for
-not having seen my position in this light before.
-
-And I suddenly realized why I hadn't--because the Burkes were really
-nice people, because I hadn't been their employee but their friend.
-What if I had started my career as a dependent of Mrs. Tevis'! I
-shivered. And when the Burkes should need me no longer--why, the
-probabilities were that I should have to seek employment from just
-such dreadful people as these--upstarts eager to jam themselves in,
-vulgarians whom icy manners and forbidding looks only influence to
-fiercer efforts to associate with those who don't wish to associate
-with them.
-
-Mrs. Tevis interrupted my dismal thoughts with a cough, intended to be
-polite. "What--what--compensation would you expect, may I ask?"
-
-"What do such positions pay?" I said, and my voice sounded harsh to me.
-I wished to know what value was usually put upon such services.
-
-"Would--say--twenty-five dollars a week be--meet with your views?"
-she asked, and her tone was that of a person performing an act of
-astounding generosity.
-
-"Oh, dear me, no," said I, with the kind of sweetness that coats a pill
-of gall. "I couldn't think of trying to get you in for any such sum as
-that."
-
-I saw that the gall had bit through the sugar-coat.
-
-"Would you object to giving me some idea of what the Burkes pay?" she
-asked, with the taste puckering her mouth.
-
-"I should," I replied, rising. "Anyhow, I don't care to undertake the
-job. Thank you so much for your generosity and kindness, Mrs. Tevis."
-I nodded--I'm afraid it was a nod intended to "put her in her place."
-"Good-by." And I smiled and got myself out of the room before she
-recovered.
-
-I _wish_ I hadn't seen her. I hate the truth--it's always unpleasant.
-
-February 5. Mrs. Burke had thirty-one invitations to-day, eleven of
-them for her and Mr. Burke. Seven were invitations to little affairs
-which Mrs. Tevis would give--well, perhaps five dollars apiece--to
-get to. How ridiculous for her to economize in the one way in which
-liberality is most necessary. Here they are spending probably a
-hundred thousand dollars a season in hopeless attempts to do that which
-they would hesitate to pay me six hundred dollars for doing. And this
-when they think I could accomplish it. But could I? I guess not. To
-win out as I have with the Burkes you've got to have the right sort
-of material to work on, and it must be workable. Vulgar people would
-be ashamed to put themselves in any one's hands as completely as Mrs.
-Burke put herself in my hands.
-
-Oh, I'm sick--sick, sick of it! I'm ashamed to look "ma" Burke in the
-face, because I think such mean things about them all when I'm in bed
-and blue.
-
-February 6. I decline all the invitations that come for me personally.
-I sit in my "office" and pretend to be fussing with my books--they give
-me the horrors! And I was so proud of them and of my plans to make my
-little enterprise a success.
-
-February 7. Mrs. Burke came in this afternoon and came round my desk
-and kissed me. "What is it, dear? What's the matter?" she said. "Won't
-you tell _me_? Why, I feel as if you were my daughter. I did have a
-daughter. She came first. Tom was so disappointed. But I was glad. A
-son belongs to both his parents, and, when he's grown up, to his wife.
-But a daughter--she would 'a' belonged to me always. And she had to up
-and die just when she was about to make up her mind to talk."
-
-I put my face down in my arms on the desk.
-
-"Tired, dear?" said "ma"--she's a born "ma." "Of course, that's it.
-You're clean pegged out, working and worrying. You must put it all
-away and rest." And she sat down by me.
-
-All of a sudden--I couldn't help it--I put my head on her great, big
-bosom and burst out crying. "Oh, I'm so _bad_!" I said. "And you're so
-_good_!"
-
-She patted me and kissed me on top of my head. "What pretty, soft hair
-you have, dear," she said, "and what a lot of it! My! My! I don't see
-how anybody that looks like you do could ever be unhappy a minute. You
-don't know what it means to be born homely and fat and to have to work
-hard just to make people not object to having you about." And she went
-on talking in that way until I was presently laughing, still against
-that great, big bosom with the great, big heart beating under it.
-When I felt that it would be a downright imposition to stay there any
-longer I straightened up. I felt quite cheerful.
-
-"Was there something worrying you?" she asked.
-
-I blushed and hung my head. "Yes, but I can't tell you," said I. And I
-couldn't--could I? Besides, there somehow doesn't seem to be much of
-anything in all my brooding. What a nasty beast that Mrs. Tevis is!
-
-February 12. Mrs. Burke and I went to a reception at the Secretary
-of State's this afternoon. We saw Nadeshda's sister in the
-distance--that's where we've always seen her and the ambassador and
-the whole embassy staff ever since the "bust-up," except funny little
-De Pleyev. He, being of a mediatized family, does not need to disturb
-himself about ambassadorial frowns or smiles. It's curious what a
-strong resemblance there is between a foreigner of royal blood and a
-straightaway American gentleman. But, as I was about to write, this
-afternoon the distance between us and Madame l'Ambassadrice slowly
-lessened, and when she was quite close to us she gave us a dazzling
-smile apiece and said to Mrs. Burke: "My dear Madame Burke, you are
-looking most charming. You must come to us to tea. To-morrow? Do say
-yes--we've missed you so. My poor back--it almost shuts me out of the
-world." And she passed on--probably didn't wish to risk the chance that
-"ma's" puzzled look might give place to an expression of some kind of
-anger and that she might make one of those frank speeches she's famous
-for.
-
-"Well, did you _ever_!" exclaimed "ma" when the Countess was out of
-earshot.
-
-I said warningly: "Everybody's seen it and is watching you." And it
-was true. The whole crowd in those perfume-steeped rooms was gaping,
-and the news had spread so quickly that a throng was pushing in from
-the tea-room, some of them still chewing.
-
-Afterward we discussed it, and could come to but one conclusion--that
-the Robert-Nadeshda crisis had passed. But--do the Daraganes think
-that Nadeshda is safe from Robert, or have they decided to take him
-in? Certainly, _something_ decisive has happened. And if Robert had
-anything to do with it it must have been stirring enough to make the
-Daraganes use the cable--how else could Nadeshda's sister have got her
-cue so soon?
-
-February 15. No news whatever of Robert and Nadeshda. Yesterday the
-ambassadress came here to tea and said to Mrs. Burke that she had had
-a letter from Nadeshda in which she sent us all her love--"especially
-your dear, splendid, big Monsieur Cyrus." Mr. and Mrs. Burke are to
-dine at the embassy five weeks from to-night--the ambassadress insisted
-on Mrs. Burke's giving her first free evening to her, and that was it.
-
-"I reckon we'll have to go," said "ma" after her departure, and while
-the odor of her frightfully-powerful heliotrope scent was still heavy
-in the room, "though I doubt if I'll be alive by then. Sometimes it
-seems to me I've just got to knock off and take a clean week in bed.
-I thought I'd never think of drugs to keep me going, as so many women
-advise. But I see I'm getting round to it. And I'm getting _that_ fat
-in the body and _that_ lean in the face! Did you ever see the like? I
-must 'a' lost three pounds off my face. And the skin's hanging there
-waiting for it to come back, instead of shrinking. I'm glad my Tom
-never looks at me. I know to a certainty he ain't looked at me in
-twenty years. Husbands and wives don't waste much time looking at each
-other, and I guess it's a good, safe plan."
-
-Mrs. Burke does look badly. I must take better care of her. Cyrus looks
-badly, too. I haven't seen him to talk to since he made his "strictly
-business" proposition. I suppose he wants me to realize that he isn't
-one of the pestering kind. I'm sorry he takes it that way, as I'd have
-liked to be friends with him. He quarreled so beautifully when we
-didn't agree. It's a great satisfaction to have some one at hand who
-both agrees and quarrels in a satisfactory way. But I don't dare make
-any advances to him. He might misunderstand.
-
-I've just been laughing--at his cowlick. It _is_ such an obstinate
-little swirl. And when he looks serious it looks so funnily frisky, and
-when he smiles it looks so fiercely serious and disapproving. Yesterday
-I hurried suddenly into the little room just off the ball-room,
-thinking it was empty. But Cyrus and his mother were there, and he
-was tickling her, and he looked so fond of her, and she looked so
-delighted. I slipped away without their seeing me.
-
-February 16. We gave our second big ball last night with a dinner for
-sixty before. It was just half-past five this morning when the last
-couple came sneaking out from the alcove off the little room beyond
-the conservatory and, we pretending not to see them, scuttled away
-without saying good night. Major-General Cutler danced with Mrs.
-Burke in the opening quadrille, and Mr. Burke danced with the British
-ambassadress--the ambassador is ill. I had Jim on my hands most of the
-evening--though I was flirting desperately with little D'Estourelle, he
-hung to me with a maddening husbandish air of proprietorship. I don't
-see how I ever endured him, much less thought of marrying him. Cyrus
-Burke is a king beside him. Excuse me from men who think the fact that
-they've done a woman the honor of loving her gives them a property
-right to her. Mrs. Burke was the belle of the ball. She had a crowd of
-men round her chair all evening, laughing at everything she said.
-
-February 17. A cable from Robert Gunton at Hamburg this morning--just
-"Arrive Washington about March 3." That was all--worse than nothing.
-It is Lent, but there's no let up for us. We only get rid of the kind
-of entertainments that cost us the least trouble to plan and give, and
-we have to arrange more of the kind that have to be done carefully.
-Anybody can give a dance, but it takes skill to give a successful
-dinner.
-
-February 19. Nadeshda's sister said to-day, quite casually, to Jessie:
-"Deshda's coming back, and we're so glad. The trip has done her _so_
-much good--in every way." Now, whatever did _that_ mean?
-
-
-
-
-VI
-
-
-February 26. No news of Robert and Nadeshda. Have been glancing through
-this diary. How conceited I am, taking credit to myself for everything.
-I wonder if I am vainer than most people, or does everybody make the
-same ridiculous discovery about himself when he takes himself off his
-guard? What an imperfect record this is of our launching. But then, if
-I had made it perfect I should have had to go into so many wearisome
-details, not to speak of my having so little time. Still, it would
-have been interesting to read some day, when I shall have forgotten the
-little steps--for although we've had in all only a month before the
-season and five weeks between New Year's and Ash Wednesday, so much
-has been crowded into that time. It's amazing what one can accomplish
-if one uses every moment to a single purpose. And I've not only used
-my own time, but Robert's and Jessie's and the time of their and my
-friends, and that of Nadeshda and a dozen other people. They and I
-all worked together to make my enterprise a success--and Jim and the
-Senator, and "ma" Burke was a great help after the first few weeks.
-Yes, and I mustn't forget Cyrus. He has made himself astonishingly
-popular. I see now that he showed a better side to every one than he
-did to me. Perhaps I can guess why. I wonder if he really cares or did
-care--for me, or was it just "ma" trying to get me into the family, and
-he willing to do anything she asked of him?
-
-But to go back to my vanity--I see that Jessie, Rachel and Cyrus
-were the real cause of my success. Jessie and Rachel alone could
-make anybody, who wasn't positively awful, a go. Then Nadeshda, bent
-on marrying Cyrus at first, was a big help--and every mama with a
-marriageable daughter was hot on Cyrus' trail. So it's easy to make
-an infallible recipe for getting into society: First, wealth; second,
-willingness to act on competent advice; third, get a "secretary" who
-knows society and has intimate friends in its most exclusive set,
-and who also knows how to arrange entertainments; fourth, have a
-marriageable son, if possible, or, failing that, a daughter, or,
-failing that, a near relative who will be well dowered; fifth, organize
-the campaign thoroughly and pay particular attention to getting
-yourself liked by the few people who really count. You can't bribe
-them; you can't drive them; you must _amuse_ them. The more leisure
-people have the harder it is to amuse them.
-
-Looking back, I can see that "ma" Burke passed her social crisis when,
-on January 5, Mrs. Gaether asked her to assist at her reception. For
-Mrs. Gaether was the first social power who took "ma" up simply and
-solely because she liked her.
-
-We have spent a great deal of money, but not half what the Tevises have
-spent. But our money counted because it was incidental. Mere money
-won't carry any one very far in Washington--I don't believe it will
-anywhere, except, perhaps, in New York.
-
-I ought to have kept some sort of record of what we've done from day
-to day--I mean, more detailed than my books. However, I'll just put in
-our last full day before Lent, as far as I can recall it. No, I'll only
-write out what Mrs. Burke alone did that day:
-
-7:30 to 10. She and I, in her room, went over the arrangements for the
-ball we were giving in the evening.
-
-10 to 12:30. She went to see half a dozen people about various social
-matters, besides doing a great deal of shopping.
-
-12:30 to 1:45. More worrying consultation with me, then dressing for
-luncheon.
-
-1:45 to 3:45. A long and tiresome luncheon at one of the embassies.
-
-3:45 to 6:30. More than twenty calls and teas--a succession of
-exhausting rushes and struggles.
-
-6:30 to 7:15. In the drawing-room here, with a lot of people coming and
-going.
-
-7:15 to 8. Dressing for dinner--a frightful rush.
-
-8 to 8:30. Receiving the dinner guests.
-
-8:30 to 10:45. The dinner.
-
-10:45 to midnight. Receiving the guests for the dance--on her feet all
-the time.
-
-Midnight to 6 in the morning. Sitting, but incessantly busy.
-
-6 to 9. In bed.
-
-9. A new and crowded day.
-
-This has been a short season, but I don't think it was the shortness,
-crowding much into a few days, that made the pressure so great. It's
-simply that year by year Washington becomes socially worse and worse.
-As I looked round at that last ball of ours I pitied the people who
-were nerving themselves up to trying to enjoy themselves.
-
-Almost every one was, and looked, worn out. Here and there the
-unnatural brightness of eyes or cheeks showed that somebody--usually a
-young person--had been driven to some sort of stimulant to enable him
-or her to hold the pace. Quick to laugh; quick to frown and bite the
-lips in almost uncontrollable anger. Nerves on edge, flesh quivering.
-
-Yet, what is one to do? To be "in it" one must go all the time; not
-to go all the time, not to accept all the principal invitations, is
-to make enemies right and left. Besides, who that gets into the
-hysterical state which the Washington season induces can be content to
-sit quietly at home when on every side there are alluring opportunities
-to enjoy?
-
-No wonder we see less and less of the men of importance. No wonder the
-"sons of somebodies" and the young men of the embassies and legations
-and departments, most of them amiable enough, but all just about as
-near nothing as you would naturally expect, are the best the women can
-get to their houses.
-
-It is foolish; it is frightful. But it is somehow fascinating, and it
-gives us women the chance to go the same reckless American gait that
-the men go in their business and professions.
-
-I am utterly worn out. I might be asleep at this moment. Yet I'm
-sitting here alone, too feverish for hope of rest. And I can see
-lights in Cyrus' apartment and in Senator Burke's sitting-room, and I
-don't doubt poor "ma" is tossing miserably in a vain attempt to get the
-sleep that used to come unasked and stay until it was fought off.
-
-It is Lent, and the season is supposed to be over. But the rush is
-still on, and other things which crowd and jam in more than fill up the
-vacant space left by big, formal parties. It seems to me that there is
-even as much dancing as there was two weeks ago. The only difference is
-that it isn't formally arranged for beforehand.
-
-I'd like to "shut off steam"--indeed, it seems to me that I must if
-"ma" Burke is not to be sacrificed. But how can we? People expect us to
-entertain, and we must go out to their affairs also. The only escape
-would be to fly, and we can't do that so long as Congress is sitting.
-
-February 27. Robert and Nadeshda are both in town, he with us, she
-at the embassy. They are to be married the twelfth of April. The
-engagement is to be announced to-morrow. I've never seen any one more
-demure than Nadeshda, or happier. I suspect she's going to settle down
-into the most domestic of women. Indeed, I know it--for, as she says,
-she's afraid of him, obeys him as a dog its master, and the domestic
-side of her is the only one he'll tolerate. I've always heard that her
-sort of woman is the tamest, once it's under control. She has will but
-no continuity. He has a stronger will and his purposes are unalterable.
-So he'll continue to dominate her.
-
-"Ma" Burke asked him, "How did you make out with her folks?"
-
-He smiled, then laughed.
-
-"I don't know--exactly," he said. "They couldn't talk my language nor
-I theirs. So it was all done through an interpreter. And he was Mrs.
-Dean's brother-in-law, Prince Glückstein, and a regular trump. He saw
-them half a dozen times before I did. When I saw them everything was
-lovely. They left me alone with her after twenty minutes. Finally it
-was agreed that we should come back on the same steamer, her brother
-accompanying her."
-
-"But why on earth didn't you cable us?" she demanded.
-
-"I did," he replied.
-
-"But you didn't tell us anything," she returned.
-
-"I told you all there was to tell," he replied.
-
-"You only said you were coming," she objected.
-
-"Well," he answered, looking somewhat surprised, "I knew you'd know I
-wouldn't come without her."
-
-I'm glad he didn't get it into his head to "take after" me. A woman
-stands no more chance with a man like that than a rabbit with a
-greyhound.
-
-February 29. "Ma" Burke is dreadfully ill--has been for two days. The
-doctors have got several large Latin names for it, but the plain truth
-is that she has broken down under the strain she seemed to be bearing
-so placidly. She didn't give up until she was absolutely unable to lift
-herself out of bed. "I knew it was coming," she said, "but I thought I
-had spirit enough to put it off till I had more time."
-
-It wasn't until she did give up that her face really showed how badly
-off she was. I was sitting by her bed when "pa" Burke and Cyrus came
-in. I couldn't bear to look at them, yet I couldn't keep my eyes off
-their faces. Both got deadly white at sight of her, and "pa" rushed
-from the room after a moment or two. The doctor had cautioned him
-against alarming her by showing any signs of grief. But "pa" couldn't
-stand it. He went to his study, and the housekeeper told me he cried
-like a baby. Cyrus stayed, and I couldn't help admiring the way he put
-on cheerfulness.
-
-"I'll be all right in a few days," said "ma." "It wasn't what I did; it
-was what I et. I'm such a fool that I can't let things that look good
-go by. And I went from house to house, munching away, cake here, candy
-there, chocolate yonder, besides lunches and dinners and suppers. I et
-in and I et out. Now, I reckon I've got to settle the bill. Thank the
-Lord I don't have to do it standing up."
-
-Cyrus and I went away from her room together. "If she wasn't so good,"
-said he, more to himself than to me, "I'd not be so--so uncertain."
-
-"I feel that I'm to blame," said I bitterly. "It was I that gave her
-all those things to do."
-
-He was silent, and his silence frightened me. I had felt that I was
-partly to blame. His silence made me feel that I was wholly to blame,
-and that he thought so.
-
-"If I could only undo it," I said, in what little voice I could muster.
-
-"If you only could," he muttered.
-
-I was utterly crushed. Every bit of my courage fled, and--but what's
-the use of trying to describe it? It was as if I had tried to murder
-her and had come to my senses and was realizing what I'd done.
-
-I suppose I must have shown what was in my mind, for, all of a sudden,
-with a sort of sob or groan, he put his arms round me--such a strong
-yet such a gentle clasp! "Don't look like that, dear!" he pleaded.
-"Forgive me--it was cowardly, what I said--and not true. We're all to
-blame--you the least. Haven't I seen, day after day, how you've done
-everything you could to spare her--how you've worn yourself out?"
-
-He let me go as suddenly as he had seized me.
-
-"I'm not fit to be called a man!" he exclaimed. "Just because I loved
-you, and was always thinking of you, and watching you, and worrying
-about you, I neglected to think of mother. If I'd given her a single
-thought I'd have known long ago that she was ill."
-
-Just then Mrs. Burke's maid called me--she was only a few yards away,
-and must have seen everything. I hurried back to the room we had
-quitted a few minutes before. "You must cheer up those two big, foolish
-men, child," she said. "You all think I'm going to pass over, but I'm
-not. You won't get rid of me for many a year. And I rely on you to
-prevent them from going all to pieces."
-
-She paused and looked at me wistfully, as if she longed to say
-something but was afraid she had no right to. I said: "What is it--ma?"
-
-Her face brightened. "Come, kiss me," she murmured. "Thank you for
-saying that. We're very different in lots of ways, being raised so
-different. But hearts have a way of finding each other, haven't they?"
-
-I nodded.
-
-"What I wanted to say was about--Cyrus," she went on. "My Cyrus told
-me that he don't see how he could get along without you, no way, and
-I advised him to talk to you about it, because I knew it'd relieve
-his mind and because it'd set you to looking at him in a different
-way. Anyhow, it's always a good plan to ask for what you want. And he
-did--and he told me you wouldn't hear to him. Don't think I'm trying to
-persuade you. All I meant to say is that--"
-
-She stopped and smiled, a bright shadow of that old, broad, beaming
-smile of hers.
-
-"I'd do anything for you!" I exclaimed, on impulse.
-
-"I'm afraid that wouldn't suit Cyrus," she drawled, good humoredly.
-"He'd be mad as the Old Scratch if he knew what I was up to now.
-Well--do the best you can. But don't do anything unless it's for his
-sake. Only--just look him over again. There's a lot to Cyrus besides
-his cowlick. And he's been so dead in love with you ever since he first
-saw you that he's been making a perfect fool of himself every time he
-looked at you or spoke to you. Sometimes, when I've seen the way he's
-acted up, like a farmhand waltzing in cowhides, I've felt like taking
-him over my knees and laying it on good and hard."
-
-I was laughing so that I couldn't answer--the reaction from the fear
-that she might be very, very ill had made me hysterical. I could still
-see that she was sick, extremely sick, but I realized that our love for
-her had just put us into a panic.
-
-"Do the best you can, dear," she ended. "And everything--all the
-entertaining here and the going out--must be kept up just the same
-as if I was being dragged about down stairs instead of lying up here
-resting."
-
-She insisted on this, and would not be content until she had my
-promise. "And don't forget to cheer pa and Cyrus up. I never was sick
-before--not a day. That's why they take on so."
-
-I think I have been succeeding in cheering them up. And everything is
-going forward as before--except, of course, that we've cut out every
-engagement we possibly could.
-
-It's amazing how many friends "ma" Burke has made in such a short
-time. Ever since the news of her illness got out, the front door has
-been opening and shutting all day long. And those of the callers that
-I've seen have shown a real interest. This has made me have a better
-opinion of human nature than I had thought I could have. I suppose
-half the seeming heartlessness in this world is suspicion and a sort
-of miserly dread lest one should give kindly feeling without getting
-any of it in return. But "ma" Burke, who never bothers her head for an
-instant about whether people like her, and gets all her pleasure out of
-liking them, makes friends by the score.
-
-I'm in a queer state of mind about Cyrus.
-
-March 3. "Ma" Burke was brought down to the drawing-room for tea
-to-day. She held a regular levee. Those that came early spread it
-round, and by six o'clock they were pouring in. She looked extremely
-well, and gloriously happy. All she had needed was complete rest and
-sleep--and less to eat. "After this," she said, "I'm not going to eat
-more than four or five meals a day. At my age a woman can't stand the
-strain of ten and twelve--my record was sixteen--counting two teas
-as one meal." For an hour there was hilarious chattering in English,
-French, German, Italian, Russian, and mixtures of all five. I think
-the thing that most fascinates Mrs. Burke about Washington is the many
-languages spoken. She looks at me in an awed way when I trot out my
-three in quick succession. And she regards the women as superhuman who
-speak so many languages so fluently that they drift from one to the
-other without being quite sure what they're speaking. There certainly
-were enough going on at once to-day, and a good many of the women
-smoked.
-
-But to return to Mrs. Burke. When only a few of those we know best were
-left this afternoon, and Nadeshda was smoking, Jessie, who is always
-so tactful, said to Robert: "I'm glad to see that you don't object to
-Nadeshda's smoking."
-
-Mrs. Burke laughed. "Why should he?" said she. "Why, when we were
-children ma and pa used to sit on opposite sides of the chimney,
-smoking their pipes. And ma dipped, too, when it wasn't convenient for
-her to have her pipe."
-
-"Do _you_ smoke, Mrs. Burke?" asked Jessie, with wide, serious eyes. "I
-never saw you."
-
-"No, I don't," she confessed. "Tom used to hate the smell of it, so I
-never got into the habit."
-
-Nadeshda was tremendously amused by what Mrs. Burke had said about
-pipes. "I didn't know it was considered nice for a lady to smoke in
-America until recently," said she. "And pipes! How eccentric! Mama
-smokes cigars--one after dinner, but I never heard of a lady smoking a
-pipe."
-
-"Ma wasn't a lady--what _you'd_ call a lady," replied Mrs. Burke. "She
-was just a plain woman. She didn't smoke because she thought it was
-fashionable, but because she thought it was comfortable. As soon as we
-children got a little older we used to be terribly ashamed of it--but
-_she_ kept right on. And now it's come in style."
-
-"Not _pipes_," said Jessie.
-
-"Not _yet_," said "ma," with a smile.
-
-When I thought they had all gone, and I was writing in my "office" for
-a few minutes before going up to dress, Nadeshda came in to me. "Ma"
-Burke used often to say that Nadeshda's eyes were "full of the Old
-Scratch," but certainly they were not at that moment. She was giving
-me a glimpse of that side which, as Browning, I think, says, even the
-meanest creature has and shows only to the person he or she loves. Not
-that Nadeshda loves me, but she has that side turned outermost nowadays
-whenever she hasn't the veil drawn completely over her real self.
-
-"My dear," she said in French, "what is it? Why these little smiles all
-afternoon whenever you forgot where you were?"
-
-I couldn't help blushing. "I don't quite know, myself," I replied--and
-it was so.
-
-"Oh, you cold, cold, _cold_ Americans!"--then she paused and gave me
-one of her strange smiles, with her eyes elongated and her lips just
-parted--"I mean, you American women."
-
-"Cold, because we don't set ourselves on fire?" I inquired.
-
-"But yes," she answered, "yourselves, and the men, too. Never mind. I
-shall not peep into your little secret." She laughed. "It always chills
-me to grope round in one of your cold American women's hearts."
-
-"I wish you could tell me what my secret is--and that's the plain
-truth," said I.
-
-She laughed again, shrugged her shoulders, pinched my cheek, nodded
-her head until her big plumed hat was all in a quiver and was shaking
-out volumes of the strong, heavy perfume she uses. And without saying
-anything more she went away.
-
-March 4. Cyrus and I sat next each other at dinner at the Secretary
-of War's to-night. It has happened several times this winter, as the
-precedence is often very difficult to arrange at small dinners. Old
-Alex Bartlett took me in, and as he's stone deaf and a monstrous eater
-I was free.
-
-Cyrus had taken in a silent little girl who has just come out. She had
-exhausted her little line of prearranged conversation before the fish
-was taken away. So Cyrus talked to me.
-
-"She's grateful for my letting her alone," said he when I tried to turn
-him back to his duty. "Besides, if I didn't meet you out once in a
-while you'd forget me entirely. And I don't want that, if I can avoid
-it."
-
-"Thank you," said I, for lack of anything else to say, and with not
-the remotest intention of irritating him. But he flushed scarlet, and
-frowned.
-
-"You always and deliberately misconstrue everything I say," said he
-bitterly. "I know I'm unfortunate in trying to express myself to you,
-but why do you never attribute to me anything but the worst intentions?"
-
-"And why should you assume that every careless reply I make is a
-carefully thought out attack on you?" I retorted. "Don't you think your
-vanity makes you morbid?"
-
-"You know perfectly well that it isn't vanity that makes me think you
-especially dislike me," said he.
-
-"But I don't," I answered. "I confess I did at first, but not since
-I've come to know you better."
-
-"Why did you dislike me at first?" he asked. "You began on me with
-almost the first moment of our acquaintance."
-
-"That's true--I did," I admitted. "I had a reason for it--didn't
-Nadeshda tell you what it was?"
-
-He looked frightened.
-
-"Be frank, if you want me to be frank," said I.
-
-"I never for an instant believed what she said," he replied abjectly.
-Then after a warning look from me, he added--"_Really_ believed it, I
-mean."
-
-"And what was it that you didn't really believe?" I demanded.
-
-He looked at me boldly. "Nadeshda and one or two others told me that
-you and your friends had arranged it for me to marry you. But, of
-course, I knew it wasn't so."
-
-"But it was so," I replied. "You were one of the considerations that
-determined my friends in trying to get me my place."
-
-"Well--and why didn't you take me when I finally fell into the trap?"
-
-I let him see I was laughing at him.
-
-He scowled--his cowlick did look so funny that I longed to pull it.
-"Simply couldn't stand me--not even for the sake of what I brought," he
-said. And then he gave me a straight, searching look. "I wonder why I
-don't hate you," he went on. "I wonder why I am such an ass as to care
-for you. Yes--even if I knew you didn't care for me, still I'd want
-you. Can a man make a more degrading confession than that?"
-
-"But why?" said I, very careful not to let him see how eagerly I
-longed to hear him say _the_ words again. "Why should you want--me?"
-
-He gave a very unpleasant laugh. "If you think I'm going to sit
-here and exhibit my feelings for your amusement you're going to be
-disappointed. It's none of your business _why_. Certainly not because I
-find anything sweet or amiable or even kind in you."
-
-"That's rude," said I.
-
-"It was intended to be," said he.
-
-"Please--let's not quarrel now," said I coldly. "It gives me the
-headache to quarrel during dinner."
-
-And he answered between his set teeth, "To quarrel with
-you--anywhere--gives me--the heartache, Gus."
-
-I had no answer for that, nor should I have had the voice to utter it
-if I had had it. And then Mr. Bartlett began prosing to me about the
-Greeley-Grant campaign. And when the men came to join the women after
-dinner Cyrus went away almost immediately.
-
-I am _so_ happy to-night.
-
-March 5. Cyrus came to me in my office to-day--as I had expected. But
-instead of looking woebegone and abject, he was radiant. He shut the
-door behind him. "_You_--guilty of cowardice," he began. "It isn't
-strange that I never suspected it."
-
-"What do you mean?" I asked, not putting down my pen.
-
-He came over and took it out of my fingers, then he took my fingers and
-kissed them, one by one. I was so astounded--and something else--that I
-made not the slightest resistance. "It's useless for you to cry out,"
-he said, "for I've got the outer door well guarded."
-
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-
-I started up aflame with indignation. "Who--whom--" I began.
-
-"Ma," he replied.
-
-"Oh!" I exclaimed, looking round with a wild idea of making a dart for
-liberty.
-
-"Ma," he repeated, "and it's not of the slightest use for you to try
-to side-step. You're cornered." He had both my hands now and was
-looking at me at arm's length. "So you are afraid to marry me for fear
-people--your friends--will say that--I walked right into the trap?"
-
-I hung my head and couldn't keep from trembling, I was so ashamed.
-
-"And if it wasn't for that you'd accept my 'proposition'--now--wouldn't
-you?"
-
-"I would not," I replied, wrenching myself away with an effort that
-put my hair topsy-turvy--it always does try to come down if I make a
-sudden movement, and I washed it only yesterday.
-
-"What gorgeous hair you have!" he said. "Sometimes I've caught a
-glimpse of it just as I was entering a room--and I've had to retreat
-and compose myself to make a fresh try."
-
-"You've been talking to your mother!" I exclaimed--I'd been casting
-about for an explanation of all this sudden shrewdness of his in ways
-feminine.
-
-"I have," said he. "It's as important to her as to me that you don't
-escape."
-
-"And she told you that I was in love with _you_!" I tried to put a
-little--not too much--scorn into the "you."
-
-"She did," he answered. "Do you deny that it's true?"
-
-"I have told you I would never accept your 'proposition,'" was my
-answer.
-
-"So you did," said he. "Then you mean that you're going to sacrifice
-my mother's happiness and mine, simply because you're afraid of being
-accused of mercenary motives?"
-
-"I shall never accept your 'proposition,'" I repeated, with a faint
-smile that was a plain hint.
-
-He came very close to me and looked down into my face. "What do you
-mean by that?" he demanded. And then he must have remembered what
-his proposition was--a strictly business arrangement on both sides.
-For, with a sort of gasp of relief, he took me in his arms. I do love
-the combination of strength and tenderness in a man. He had looked
-and talked and been so strong up to that instant. Then he was _so_
-tender--I could hardly keep back the tears.
-
-"Wouldn't you like me to tell mother?" he asked. "She's just in the
-next room--and--"
-
-I nodded and said, "I never should have caught you if it hadn't been
-for her."
-
-"Nor I you," said he. And he put me in a chair and opened the door. I
-somehow couldn't look up, though I knew she was there.
-
-"I don't know whether to laugh or cry," said "ma" Burke. "So I guess
-I'll just do both." And then she seated herself and was as good as her
-word.
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